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Ray: It's what's on the inside that counts.

Peter: Give me an example.

Winston: Refrigerator.

Peter: A valid point

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Egon: Don't fear death, fear the state you will die in.

Peter, whispering fearfully: new jersey

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Peter: guys, I think we have a problem

Ray: what, the fire?

Peter: no, the- wait. what fire

Ray: no forget it, this sounds more interesting

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Janine: Oh no...there's no more room on the couch.

Egon: Janine, there's like room for three other peop-

Janine: Guess I'll just have to sit close to you.

Egon: There's an entire couc-

Janine, already snuggled up: What a shame :)

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Janine: Will you all stop accusing me of having favorites? I like all of you egons and non-egons equally

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Janine: What scares you the most?

Ray: Werewolves!

Winston: Sharks.

Egon: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.

Peter: egon

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Ray: So Peter has strong views on pretty much everything.

Ray: Go ahead, ask him something no one should have an opinion on.

Winston: Hey Peter, how do you feel about frogs?

Peter: Love them. If you hate frogs, fuck you. They're just sticky little babies. they don't know shit

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Louis: What's the hardest thing to say?

Ray: I was wrong.

Winston: I need help.

Peter: I'm sorry.

Janine: No.

Egon: Worcestershire sauce.

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Ray: Your shadow is confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet, thanks to you.

Peter: Hey man, as far as I'm concerned that light traveled a butt ton of miles to shine on Me. Not some dank ass dirt

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Egon: And what do we say when we're anxious?

Peter: my anxiety is chronic but my ass is iconic

Egon: no

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Ghostbusters: [singing happy birthday to Peter]

Peter: It was a bit pitchy but I'll let it slide

Winston: and you're a bit bitchy but we never say it out loud because we're nice people

Peter: fair enough

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Winston: Peter, do you ever wanna talk about your trauma?

Peter: No.

Ray: I do

Winston: I know, Ray

Ray: I tried to think of the most harmless thing

Winston: I know, Ray

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Janine: I don't know if you noticed but I slipped a little note in your lunch today.

Egon: Thank you, that's very sweet but-

Egon, holding a 10 page letter up: this is not a little note.

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Egon: Good morning Peter. What are you drinking?

Peter: Water.

Egon: Really? It doesn't smell like water.

Peter: It's...imported water.

Egon: Uh-huh. Imported from where?

Peter:...Russia.

Egon: Are you drinking vodka at nine in the morning?

Peter: it's nine thirty.

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Ray: Did you eat all the powdered donuts?

Peter: *mouth full of donuts* no.

Ray: Then what's all that white powder on your pants?

Peter: cocaine

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Janine: Do I have to be pretty? Is it not enough to simply be the loudest person in the room with the best opinions

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