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Erika: The first I saw you I know that I would go QUEER to hell

Maho: That's not possible Erika

Erika: No, it's not what...

Maho: What bad way you chose

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Asuza: I've been thinking this for about several months and I have reached the answer

Asuza: You're assholes

Karina: Well, took you long don't you?

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Miho: Erika, your speech was so good

Erika: Ohbecauseeverythingididwasinmoment

Miho: Oh mY GOD WHY CAN'T YOU TAKE THE FUCKING COMPLIMENT AAAAAAAAAAH

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Darjeeling: Just sit back and relax sweetie

Pekoe: Darjeeling-sama I've been on your tights for six hours

Darjeeling: Just shut up and feel them honey

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Maho: You named our daughter Chiho?

Takeshi: Yeah, to keep the tradition

Maho: What tradition?

Takeshi: Shiho, Maho, Miho, Chiho, even your dog's name ends with ho!

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Takeshi: Some people say to me that I'm winny little bitch

Takeshi: I'm sorry for that

Takeshi: My rope cut the day I born

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«Kay stole my straightness the first time I saw her»

— Darjeeling, probably

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Camie Nakasuga: I've only met my cousin (Takeshi) for one week, but if something happens to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself

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Therapist: Okay Nishi, can you spell ‘Charge’?

Nishi: C-H-A-R-G-E, I did it doc, easy

Therapist: Now, can you spell ‘Retiring’

Nishi: C-H-A-R-G-E

Therapist: No Nishi, ‘Retiring’

Nishi: I said it: C-H-A-R-G-E

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DEFINE PERFECTION IN TWO IMAGES

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Maho[singing a Beyoncé song]: Bring the beat in

Erika[running with a turnip on a plate]: Anything for you Commander

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Takeshi: So, your name's Takashi

Takashi: Yeah, some people confuse us

Takeshi: Yeah, my girlfriend thought that I was dating someone else

Takashi: Mine thought I was dating Maho Nishizumi

Takeshi: Saori Takebe almost beat me for thinking I never listened about Alyssa

Takashi: I got a stalker called like that

Takeshi: Hard life huh?

Takashi: Yeah

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Miho: I haven't eaten anything today

Saori: Oh!

Hana: Hell!

Mako: No!

Yukari[with a tank t-shirt]: MOVE I'M A DOCTOR

Maho[from a cloud]: MIHO WUT

Shiho[breaking the roof]: HAVE THIS SWEETIE, MOM'S HERE

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Takeshi [looking an old picture of him, Maho and Miho as kids]: Oh, I remember this. I almost drowned there

Alex [taking the picture]: OH MY FUCKING GOD, MAHO NISHIZUMI IS SMILING

Mila: SAY WHAT

James: DAMN FUCK SHE IS

Claudia: MERDE, CALL THE SMILING POLICE THAT'S TO BEAUTIFUL FOR SOMEONE

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Erika: Some people ask me: ‘Are you lonely because you don't have a boyfriend'?

Erika: then I answer them

Erika: ‘How you dare to speak to me?’

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Miho: My mother once said to me that my destiny was to find real love

Miho: My mother was right

Miho: I love boko as he loves me

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Shiho: I made a super party for my youngest daughter

Shiho: She started crying so much that she couldn't talk

Shiho: Then I noticed she was choking with a peanut