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yknow that post thats like "horror movie monsters cant get you if the vibes are good like ghosts cant get me while im blasting nyan cat ten hour version"? yeah thats actually why the flash seems so happy all the time. its a defence mechanism from the Horrors. cant suck me into horror movie bullshit if i refuse to acknowledge it and continue to have my silly little family picnics and my silly little domestic bliss. just crack a joke at it until it disappears into a fine mist. its like putting bugs bunny in a saw trap it just doesnt work

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I will be utterly gutted if Emily Axford doesn’t reprise her role as Fig Faeth if there is ever a Fantasy High: Senior Year, but…

She will also have the opportunity to absolutely bamboozle everyone by playing a new PC all season only to reveal in the finale that it was Fig in disguise the whole time. I would love that.

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Ooo, yeah, Barry is absolutely the most chill speedster in a fight, hands down. The man is a lanky scientist. He's a nerd and, honestly? He's almost a pacifist. Don't get me wrong, the man will throw down if it's absolutely necessary but he doesn't want to, you dig?

But yeah, @radioactive-earthshine is completely correct here. Barry is a 'cop' because forensic scientists are technically part of the police force but the man isn't even allowed to have a gun. He's in a lab for 90% of his job.

Meanwhile, Wally (who got his powers as a kid) is a force of nature. The dude is a jock. A smart jock but a jock nonetheless. The man is built and he knows it. He's also insanely scrappy because he got into so many fights as a kid, so there are no limits to what Wally will do in a fight. Straight up, Wally will KO a dude before they can blink.

Though, obviously I should say that Wally also tends to try and diffuse the situation first. Violence isn't always the answer but, for Wally, it's always an option.

(also this man gets scary when he's legit mad. The shit he can and will do with his powers if you threaten his family? It's some supervillain levels of insanity. don't piss off Wally)

Bart, I'll say is pretty even mix between Wally and Barry. Bart is fairly rough-and-tumble (just like Wally) but he doesn't really have the combat skills Wally does, and instead he's fairly dependent on his powers like Barry. But straight up Bart will bite you, be forewarned.

Now the most brutal speedster? The one that'll actually tackle you from full speed? Jay. Jay will punch your teeth out. Jay will take your gun and use it against you. The man fought in WW2. He's a veteran. He is not afraid to kill.

I love the idea that different speedsters have different ways to fight:

Barry is a cop, so he is mostly used to tackling, punching and pushing

Wally, on the other hand, was born fast so he went with what made sense: kicks and uses acrobatics to help reach his objectives

Bart, meanwhile, uses his speed to generate momentum and power

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Hal teaches his son how to run on the water for the first time

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typical adventure with these two

audio from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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This is just Jammer from Misfits and Magic

"How did YOU get accepted by the wizard's college!?" "Athletic scholarship."

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Hehehe…

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kon is especially fun to me because while obvs ymmv where it comes to figuring out a preferred amalgamation of his backstories, i think of him as a kryptonian with a metagene. as in, to fully depower him, you'd need both kryptonite/red sun and a metagene suppressant of some sort. he is a fucked up and op little freak of nature science.

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kon is especially fun to me because while obvs ymmv where it comes to figuring out a preferred amalgamation of his backstories, i think of him as a kryptonian with a metagene. as in, to fully depower him, you'd need both kryptonite/red sun and a metagene suppressant of some sort. he is a fucked up and op little freak of nature science.

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How u one of the strongest in DC but loose to ADHD?

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"Misfits and Magic is a love letter to hp, and them saying "Fuck terfs" doesn't change that"

No but, and i cannot stress this enough, the literal ENTIRE FRICKIN PLOT OF SEASON ONE does

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Whaaaaaa

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flashfam is an interesting case study because of just how healthy and interconnected they are as a community. sooooo fascinating to me how wally (or anyone else) can’t ever truly hit rock bottom because no matter what happens he’ll have like nine family members showing up to help him through it. even when the worst case scenario did happen and linda died- when wally was actively suicidal and the literal grim reaper was coming after him- all the speedsters checked on him and helped him through it and in the end literally locked him in a room so that they could fight the black flash for him. there’s a reason the villains always neutralize the other speedsters first before trying to fight wally one on one. and it’s so interesting to think about how that’s different from other corners of dc

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This was gonna be longer but I got bored and I'm a nerd, not a graphic designer. Obviously this is not a complete list of his appearances, just a selection. Anyway love my boy please

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Jamal's Zatanna ♡ Superman #17 by Joshua Williamson and Jamal Campbell

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Just some tmnt as gods concept ideas

Ok bye🏃‍♀️