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"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"

no. i don't.

i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view

just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever

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Free bumper sticker design for any Floridians who want it

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Love checking my tumblr notifications because it's either people laughing at me calling the council bombing piltovers 9/11 or someone laughing at me making fun of Reginald hargreeves and both are great.

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Do you ever think about how Isha had probably been forced into child labor most of her life, if not almost all of it, just to find someone who loves and cares about her so much that only a couple of months was enough time for Isha to decide she would die for her loved ones? Yeah haha me neither.

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You ever have something strange happen to you as a kid only to realize like years later that actually that was misogynistic? I was thinking about this incident in like 3rd grade where I burped really loud and a teacher lectured me for like 10 minutes in the hallway because it was "unacceptable behavior" And not even an hour later a boy farted loud as hell mid class and when everyone rightfully went "ewwwwwwwwww" the teacher helpfully said "guys! It's happens!! Boys are like that 😝"

Girl quit your job.

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Being disabled is cool, but other times ur mom points out that ur waist is smaller when you stand up straight and then you have to remind her that:

1. Litteraly no one cares what size my waist is

2. My spine is fucked, if I stand straight all the time it'll hurt so bad. No thanks.

And

3. I need to lean on a cane to walk and stand ofc I'm not standing straight girl, I'm like permanently slanted bc my legs and back got nerfed in the womb.

In the end, I'm cursed to be 5'7 but slouching almost to 5'3 bc my joints don't like me.

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Still can't stop thinking of five and Lila at the restaurant in season 4, bc im pretty sure everyone who saw that set up went, "Ah! Haha!! Diego is gonna think that his wife is cheating, but alas she is just hanging out with his brother!!! So silly!! What a treat!" And then the season ended and we all collectively sat looking at that blank screen like this:

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Is this anything

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Cannot physically stop myself from thinking ".....he's resource guarding-" every time I see jayvik art bc one (1) (☝️) person said it once

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I know Tiktok is getting a lot of coverage but don’t forget about Trumps plan to do mass deportations in Chicago and New york!

!!KNOW YOUR RIGHTS!!

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my respect for jayce talis is insurmountable, like his plan initially was very much just to shut off the hexgates and bludgeon things with his hammer to stop viktor but when he got sucked into the astral plane he just went "well plan b, interdimensional love confession it is" and it fucking worked

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Bones stopping to help the man on crutches that Kirk just mowed down, while they are literally running for their lives from armed guards on the way to save future Earth, is a seriously underrated moment from The One With the Whales.

It may not be as obvious as the moment with the woman who grows a new kidney - but equally shows him as a healer who values his oath above all else.

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This app does nothing but encourage me to make my inside thoughts outside thoughts, which is a dangerous game

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They gave jayce dead wife style flashbacks about viktor and expected me to remain normal

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A piltover 9/11 joke cannot be where I peaked

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Imagine you are just a person who lives in piltover. The hamster dude that's been around for actually ever gets voted off the council, strange decision, but you have a life to live and it's not like you're petitioning to get the hamster back, you're more worried about the actual war brewing between the undercity (or you guess zaun now??? Someone in the market said that's what it is now) and piltover. And it been a bit since the lorax got removed, things are tense and enforcers are becoming even more dickish, and you're pretty sure a noxian war ship pulled up in the harbor at some point this month (but it's like a family visit maybe? you know councilor merdarda is noxian). It's night time, and ur sitting in ur living room wondering if you should contact ur family in demacia to see if they have an open room, when all of a sudden there the loudest boom ever and a bright ass flash of light comes in through your window, and you hear ur neighbor yell "DID THAT JUST HIT THE COUNCIL!?!" And you know he knows bc he's nosy and always looks at shit with binoculars. Other people are screaming, and you're like 90% sure you just witnessed piltovers 9/11, and you stand outside for like 30 minutes just starring at the destruction bc you live like 2 blocks from it, and then councilor talis?? Is running past you??? holding what definitely looks like a two week old corpse?????? Its fucking half purple??????????? And you start really pondering why you moved here in the first place, bc being close to the academy is not nearly fucking worth everything that has happened in the last 40 minutes, let's hope ur aunt has space in the country side.