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kitty: is the insult in the room with us at the moment? kitty: exactly, it was nothing but compliments tina. you're welcome, by the way. kitty: oh sweet lord, not even close to streep level, i was being christianly. 'tis the season and all.

tina: while i'm not too sure i love being insulted and then told to pay for dinner... i could eat. tina: plus, you did make up for it by saying you were proud of me. 🫣 tina: "celebrity" kind of feels like a stretch, though. i'm not exactly meryl streep.

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kitty: aww, there's the kurt hummel sunshine you're known for ✨ kitty: you mean you didn't get on the first flight back to lima to see your ex? that's so weird, it feels like the level of drama you'd appreciate.

kurt: well naturally.

kurt: although I'm already choking on nostaglia. and not in any sort of fun way.

kurt: i'm good. considering i'm in lima

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kitty: maybe they're out there and just not old enough to do one of those scammy online dna tests yet 🤷‍♀️ kitty: you got a girl, and it's serious? did i just step into like alt universe? who are you? where is f boy puckerman snr? kitty: me? a mother? no. praise god.

puck: you'd think i'd have at least a starting lineup for a basketball team but nah puck: something like that puck: i got a girl back home and i think she's ready to settle down but god no not yet puck: you?

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kitty: mission accomplished! i was genuinely concerned only the losers were going to return and i'd have to fake my own death to get out of spending the holidays with my folks. praise be to jesus. kitty: ... lima, a break? quinn fabray, we need to get you on a /real/ break asap. kitty: hot. i'm a yoga girl myself, but i can spin with the best of them.

quinn: Well I had to give everyone something to look forward too. quinn: honestly, i think we all needed a break, so hopefully, this will be good for everyone. quinn: thank god for pilates. quinn: of course, I'd love to grab a tea some time. maybe find a good spin class around town too.

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kitty: it'll be the highlight of the showcase. bring the shiny pants to complete for the ✨nostalgia✨ of it all. kitty: i'm awesome, of course. but i'm already starting to get a headache from the mediocracy in lima, so there's that. kitty: how's my hummel pie?

kurt: right.

kurt: far be it from me to disappoint anyone, so i guess it will.

kurt: how are you kitty?

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kitty: sweet jesus, more and more miracles are happening everyday. proud of you, puckerman snr. kitty: are you just lucky, or single handly keeping trojan in business?

puck: lmao still just the one puck: how believable is that

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📲 kitty & puck

kitty: puckerman baby count? @gleefulpuck

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📲 kitty & quinn

kitty: oh my god, i'm so excited that you came back for this! i don't even want to imagine how lame it would have been if you didn't 😩 kitty: i watch your videos, like, all the time and constantly praise jesus for not making you ugs after you had the little parasites. kitty: who are kinda of cute, btw. congrats! kitty: we should get coffee. or drinks. lmk, queen 💕 @gleefulquinn

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📲 kitty & kurt

kitty: should we expect a return of the hand shimmy during this showcase? kitty: it's like the only reason i even came back tbh 💁‍♀️ @gleefulkurt

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📲 kitty & tina

kitty: asian #1 made it big 🙏 and haters say miracles don't happen in 2024. kitty: fr though, proud of you, tee. kitty: let's get dinner and drinks - both on you obviously, the "celebrity" always buys.@gleefultina

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📲 kitty & hunter

kitty: not gonna lie, kinda surprised you showed up, cap. kitty: figured you'd be like, president by now. rip your potential ig 🥲 kitty: anyways, hope you're still hot! we could all use something pretty to look at during mr schue's inevitable soul crushing rap performance. @gleefulhunter

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📲 kitty & marley

kitty: hey there bambi! totally knew you wouldn't miss a chance to sing sad ballads about the good old days. love that for us, and i'm like, not even rolling my eyes rn as i type this. you're welcome 😇 kitty: iced latte's soon? @gleefulmarlcy

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among other things? what, or more specifically, who, are you praising this season, blainers?

of course not, it's like, super brave of you tbh. sometimes it takes time to work out what you're good at and that's totally a-okay!

okay, enough of the small talk, it bores me. tell me all the juicy goss from your life!

Among other things yes.

There is nothing embarrassing about continuing your education, or training/studying for a different career path.

Right, of course.

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i love that, totally the vibe i was going for, tbh. pretty much killing it in the professional businesswoman category over here—think elle woods, but hotter, with more power and a way cuter dog. yeah, no way am i calling tiktok 'art', but it's a good time, so i'm not gonna throw shade your way until you start selling bloom.

c'mon on then you hot rich bitch, buy us some tacos.

aw, thanks kitty! i could totally sense your aura too. no one sucks the life outta a room like you can! ...in, like, a good way. it's a good thing! makes you seem really profesh and businesswoman-like! and that's all good. tiktok is an art, not everyone can make it work.

ooh, i do love tacos! now i'm just really craving tacos...

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harvey spector didn't need to, he said jump, and the girls and gays asked how high... you should totally binge watch, might get some pointers on how to stay in the game this time. um, pretty sure that's fake news, lol, but i love the enthusiasm, my little seabass.

aww, but you'd be such an asset to the circus.

i make harvey spector look like a joke, the man is a corporate lawyer, he rarely even sees the inside of a court room. the grown ups are talking here, kitten keep up. on the plus side, i am decidedly the keynote of this group, so i have that to look forward to.

i'm not really one for the circus. as always, you've been entirely unhelpful, wilde.

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i knew i heard your sweet little nasally voice when i landed, it's always carried a little too far. good to know you're back too, sugar plum, but it's a hard pass on the tiktok videos. this suspect has no flaws, and tiktok dances are never not cringe af.

oof, another hard pass, but if you buy me tacos and expensive tequila, i'll let you sing back up with yours truly.

hello lima! so crazy of me to be back, but you know it wouldn't be a mckinley #throwbackthursday without a little sweet n' spicy! now, i know you guys will be totes jumping at the chance to get to make a video with THE rich-bitch pretty-in-pink 'tism princess of tiktok; xoxosugar, but i will have to ask we take it one at a time so i can work out a posting schedule.

oh! and also i have so many ideas for songs that i'll sound so amazing singing so if anyone is dying for a duet, get in fast! because if not, i'll just make them all solos.

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i’m just gonna assume that somewhere between trimming the tree and listening to all those misogynistic jingles about some creepy fat dude in a suit, you’re praising the reason for the season.

oh, you're still studying? that's... cute, and not at all embarrassing for a man that graduated high school more than a decade ago.

thank you, figured i couldn't deprive everyone of knowing i'd only gotten hotter and cooler with age.

December is always so busy though! As long as I can remember the week around November 15 was pull out the decorations as our family tradition states any fake trees be up and ready to be trimmed after Thanksgiving dinner, which while late this year, can be as early as the 22 some years. And since I'm actually home, mom decided to jump on hauling out the holly so to speak.

With my masters to work on while I'm here, I don't anticipate any true moments of "boredom"- there will always be something for me to be working on.

Welcome back Kitty. What's new with you?