#dash: sugar

[promniight]

The Five Beasts

[asksnixxtana]

I mean it's not a real tampon, babe. Just made to look like one so you can sneak it into concerts and shit. Ya know. But I mean...think about it. If you find it gross...security will too.

Mhmm, apart from like everything. But that's your bestie. You should be one of the few that thinks highly of her. It's cute.

If you're kicking them in their shit... you don't need to run. Maybe you should carry some pepper spray...just for extra measures.

A tampon flask? That's both gross and kind of clever.

Nothing about Kitty is anything close to crusty. I guess I'd just figure it out, but I'd probably kick them in the nuts and run away. That works, right? It usually seems to in movies.

[black-salt-cage]

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[originaldouble]

The apple cousins

[happi-dreams]

Man brings drinks for his potential space crew and gets hired immediately !!! (more coming at 10!)

[blaineshq]

I'm sure you've got plenty of volunteers by now, but just in case you still need someone: I'd be happy to perform a five-minute monologue in front of your dad about how you're my favorite gym partner. I'll even do it pro bono. Or perhaps you could try to convince my dad that cheerleading is an actual sport.

in honour of family week, i'm offering a super generous reward to anyone who can convince my teachers to tell my daddy how much of a ✨perfect✨ student i am. total bonus points if the words "team player", "positive attitude", and "takes part in gym despite the nasty shorts" feature during parent-teacher meetings.

[captainzigo]

what are your thoughts on transfem big mac and transmasc fluttershy?

i personally subscribe to a belief in transfem fluttershy. partly because i’m transfem and she’s my favorite. however, i support all queer headcanons period. even contradictory ones

the episode where big mac goes to the sister thing with apple bloom made me extremely uncomfortable. i felt like it was a gross example of media tropes that sexualize and vilify trans women. invading women’s sports, a man is shown as foolish for pursuing him, it’s shown as being transparent and just a disguise, all this among other things. however, i have since changed my mind after seeing fan reactions. i’m happy with this headcanon, and i acknowledge that other women maybe found something in that episode that i didn’t see

[peculiarmarsu]

Commission work for @audderpop !

[applesartt]

The best aunts ever

[gleefulkitty]

i love that, totally the vibe i was going for, tbh. pretty much killing it in the professional businesswoman category over here—think elle woods, but hotter, with more power and a way cuter dog. yeah, no way am i calling tiktok 'art', but it's a good time, so i'm not gonna throw shade your way until you start selling bloom.

c'mon on then you hot rich bitch, buy us some tacos.

aw, thanks kitty! i could totally sense your aura too. no one sucks the life outta a room like you can! ...in, like, a good way. it's a good thing! makes you seem really profesh and businesswoman-like! and that's all good. tiktok is an art, not everyone can make it work.

ooh, i do love tacos! now i'm just really craving tacos...

[promniight]

me and the girls they told me not to worry about…

[t4coyaki]

wise words from daisuke

[k-ky]

Gary asking what Carra wants to eat, Carra asking for ice cream like a child and then asking Gary to pay for it, and then Carra sucking his fingers clean

Gary being a control freak and sleeping with one eye and ear open. Good to see Carra has been mooching off Gary since forever and happy to go wherever he goes as long as he's paying

[asksugxrmotta]

You can count me in girl. Maybe we could do a special Christmas edition of the film night?

I am sooooo ready for winter break. This semester has been a snooze fest, so having like a month to hang out with my friends and not force myself to stay awake in class? Let's go. I def should probably talk to my counselor next semester about changing my major.

But before we all head home for the holidays we should totes get together and do like, a secret santa or white elephant or something. Or bake Christmas cookies! Could be so cute! Who's down?

[sugar-pink-poison]

This is peak Twidash to me

[black-salt-cage]

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