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Uk here. Last time I ate out at fast food they removed the straws altogether, and changed the soda lids into sippy cups and I have no problems with that.

It’s awesome

you guys just sit there with your eco friendly soft drinks meanwhile I’m going to relieve being a toddler with my juice cup over here.

Replacing plastic straws for paper straws highlights the fast food industries virtue signalling attitude towards the planet and it’s customers. If they actually cared they’d tell us to drink straight from the cup, but the vast majority of us don’t want to change and they don’t want us to change

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Laslow

too much media that depicts bi characters as sexy chads. we need more representation of cringe fail bisexual losers in media

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I’m not

This photo of my brother's cat trying to jump on the dinner table at Christmas feels like a Normal Rockwell painting.

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Miles Edgeworth.

its bad enough when he uses first names, if anyone in the agency hears a pet name outta him they’ll think the world’s ending.

it’s almost midnight but i am here on Tumblr Dot Com to let everyone know that a fantastic and underused trope is “uses terms of endearment only when under huge amounts of stress.”

Like some character is fairly formal or is just not a pet names person but then they get a panicked phone call from a loved one and the first words out of their mouth are “Sweetheart, what happened?” 

Team “I-only-ever-use-your-first-name” going “Oh, jesus fuck, love, I’m so glad you’re safe” or “Okay, darling, you know I love you but I need some space to fix this giant mess” and everyone around them is like “oh god we have reached Pet Names Level Bad, that’s not good” 

this is the new trope I am championing, I would like it to be the Hot New Thing

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1.Yellow

2.Red

3.Blue

alright everyone I need your opinion to see if it matches mine. what colour is a:

triangle

circle

square

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Thinking about AA4 Beanix Wright. with the way he “guides” Apollo in the most nonsensical way. with cryptic advice and almost annoying nature, it just made me think of Phoenix Wright

as a Bargain Bin Gandalf the Grey

and now I’ve got a shitty au stuck in my head

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I don’t believe the non- government affiliated cold case crew about their discovery without solid proof.

but if they were right…

i’m not sure if I hate or love the fact the dudes name was Gary.

Gary?! Gary?! The world was freaking out over some dude named Gary?!

I would become a serial killer if I was named Gary

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Guys Gals and Gender non binary pals, I’ve done it.

I’ve been rejected for a job at McDonald’s.

I’ve officially hit rock bottom

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@collabwithmyself might like this

I had an idea that early in their relationship Miles will make Phoenix nice breakfasts every morning. He'll make sure they're ready and hot by the time he comes downstairs.

But he only makes himself a bowl of fruit or yogurt and granola. And Phoenix always asks about why he doesn't make enough for the two of them, and Miles always says that he just isn't much of a breakfast person.

Phoenix can also see him skimp on the rest of his meals, though. So he starts waking up early and making breakfast for the two of them.

Miles doesn't eat much of it at first, but he does eventually start eating full breakfasts. And then Phoenix sees him start eating full lunches and dinners.

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Excellent question, let me know if you find any!

edit: found this https://mindboogling.tumblr.com/post/664349580656263168/hey-i-have-a-discord

ARE there any open AA discords out there?