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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

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i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

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in case you're ever wondering what it's like to be a dungeon master for a D&D game, yesterday when our session ended I had 14 tabs open in my browser; 2 for the current session's notes, 1 for the notes to two sessions prior, 1 to a set of custom fishing rules from one of my players, 1 to revised sailing rules I came up with, a backstory document, an ongoing timeline, a price list, the standard 5e stats to a reef shark and a hunter shark (wound up not needing it), a wikipedia article for both the "catshark" and the "sonic hedgehog protein", a google search asking "how long does it take to cook a goose?", and an image search for "fish bouquet"

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My new bread pans make the most... Symmetrical loaves & they scare me kinda

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I think dolly parton should exist in fallout

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what is your holy trinity of fruits

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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

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x/x/x x/x/x x/x/x

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Fallout BTS

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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

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so.

i guess fanfiction wasn’t a phase….

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potentially my magnum opus

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You are inconsistent. You do not need to have a grand unified theory about what to do about Michael Jackson. You are a hypocrite, over and over. You love Annie Hall but you can barely stand to look at a painting by Picasso. You are not responsible for solving this unreconciled contradiction. In fact, you will solve nothing by means of your consumption; the idea that you can is a dead end. The way you consume art doesn't make you a bad person, or a good one. You'll have to find some other way to accomplish that.

Claire Dederer, Monsters

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