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mac’s prime time outfits

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mac expresses things through physicality and being overly direct… dennis expresses things through mind games and metaphors… it’s really no wonder they ended up here…

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Canon macdennis but when Charlie finds out they’re dating he automatically assumes he’s also dating them and gets so stressed because he can’t afford 2 boyfriends

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i hope that macdennis kiss while bald and ugly so that every fanvid has to show them bald forever and ever

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One of the funniest parts of iasip is how Mac is literally never working. I mean Charlie and Dee are the only ones who really do their jobs in general, but at least Frank actually seems to handle the business side of things and Dennis bartends and other assorted tasks on occasion. 5 seasons into my rewatch and I don’t think Mac has ever actually did his duties as a bouncer. Actually the one time they did kick someone out of the bar, it was Charlie who did it.

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mac is objectively the funniest iasip character because he does everything the gang does but he earnestly genuinely 100% believes he’s going to heaven for it

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i cant stop thinking about them showing up this episode in the outfits that dennis all put them in for the lowest rated dinner party that made charmacdee miserable and gave dennis a mental breakdown. and then trying to stick to the script on camera. the implications of that are so delicious. at the end of prime time they literally learned that trying to make themselves palatable for the audience doesnt work and they start considering if they should just be themselves and then they watch frank replace them with a fake made for tv family so they show up to be recorded once again trying to make themselves palatable for an audience AAAAAH. they had a conversation off screen where they decided to do that!!! dennis convinced them that they need to not embarrass themselves on national television, they agreed to pretend to be normal, and then they failed in the same ways AGAIN, macdennis had a public spat about their relationship where mac punched dennis hard, dee made horrible cringey degrading jokes, charlie had a full mental breakdown because he was losing frank and his mother was now involved - built the sameee shit we saw them have problems with in prime time and they STILL chose to perform the same lie again and they STILL failed. in the end they keep trying to play roles that they cannot fulfill and humiliate themselves as a result. and then they go on to watch frank shed HIS role as sleazy businessman to choose the woman he had genuine feelings for. incredible.

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i said i’m sure

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iasip but vampires become a real thing and mac is one and dennis is human and vampires can turn humans BUT mac is adamant he’ll only turn his lover and dennis really REALLY wants to be a fucking vampire because what’s a better skincare routine than never fucking aging? only he can’t get anyone to turn him because he’s so desperate and scary for it that it turns off the other vampires he finds so his life becomes a ticking time bomb of getting old, older than mac especially, or having to point blank admit out loud in words that he loves mac and wants to be his boyfriend. bonus points if everyone else in the gang managed to be vampires too and refuse to turn dennis so mac is literally his only way into vampirism

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MacDennis jumpscare

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naturally

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Charlie Day & Charlie Kelly, on Mac and Dennis

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if Mac locks the fuck in he could convince Dennis that everyone thought he was old because they actually THOUGHT he was a real life vampire, and that that’s because vampires look young as fuck bc they’re frozen in time at a certain age, and even though everyone called him old it’s ironically because they thought he was super youthful, and—oh. wow he overheard me. yeah he said all that. Dennis bought it immediately? they’re plowing like crazy now?

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mac thinks dennis is old. mac thinks dennis is so so old and has a million wrinkles and could and should actually be a vampire and he thinks it’s sexy as fuck and so hot and he wants to fuck his old as shit bf (they are only a couple months apart in age) so much and so hard and do backflips for him so he’s impressed and also to impress america so they’re ready for them (to be a couple!) and he wants to love and soothe his batshit crazy angry old ancient decrepit boyfriend as they continue to live in the same house together forever and ever and share the same bed sometimes perhaps every day perhaps all the time and they never stop till they stop breathing and die in a really badass way (liver failure)

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Who scored the highest? I think you did. Oh, yeah, let me see.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia – 17.07: The Gang Gets Ready for Prime Time

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dennis: and they really kept calling us a couple! can you believe that?

mac, about to swallow his dick whole: yeah dude it’s like they don’t even get how platonically palling around works–