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okay but nerdy dennis with the braces crushing on super cool drug dealer ronnie

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does everyone just forget that in college, glenn looked like...

that.

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im trying this again, i hope the gofundme helps with visibility. please reblog, i dont have a large social circle to help signal boost. thank you so much everyone!

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so i was told i could die …

unless i go to chemotherapy.

please help.

gofundme.com/helpkichona

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my prediction for season 15 of its always sunny in philadelphia

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can’t believe dennis finally came out. it’s official ✨

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proof cannon macdennis works

SET: PADDY’S, midday

CHARLIE: I can’t believe you two are finally together.

DEE: yeah, I thought Dennis would be too shit-scared to climb out the closet.

FRANK: *silent for a moment* who tops?

DEE: frank! jesus christ you cant just ask that!

FRANK: what? i wanna know!

CHARLIE: hmm... now that you mention it... i kinda wanna know too...

DEE: oh yeah so do i

*CHARLIE, DEE, and FRANK all look at MAC and DENNIS silently but expectantly*

DENNIS: *hautily* well of course i am the top. i am the obvious alpha of the relationship. i am the descision maker and have the larger penis. it is no question that i am the dominator and mac is the subordinate. *smirks* Anyway, we have somewhere to be, right mac?

MAC: *unusually reserved* Uh, yeah

*MAC and DENNIS stand up, MAC puts an arm around DENNIS as they walk out. DENNIS is limping dramatically*

*MOONBEAM KISS starts playing*

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mac canonically rubs dennis’ tiddies.

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imma just leave this here

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Charden version of Mac’s texts.

before you say ‘but wait charlie is illiterate’. text to speech exists.

why does this exist? you may ask?

mac seemed to inforce the fact that dennis HAD to be happy otherwise it was damaging their relationship and hurting mac. “You are my best friend and this trip to Da Zoo is really important to me, and us as best friends”

instead of helping dennis to love himself, he helps him hide his insecurities with hair dye, he also encourages his eating disorder. “I tell you your face looks smooth, even when I find a wrinkle. I dye your hair, and I massage your pecs after a workout to keep you nice and limber, I make you shakes”

insinuating that dennis shouldn’t be mad because of all the things he does for him. “and I put in all this work for us so I can enjoy a smile on your face at the end of the day”

also... cause it’s charden... duh

Dennis... It feels like you’re absent... It might all be just a big misunderstanding because of these texts and we can’t show each other how we’re feeling. I was trying to check in on you to see if you’re okay. If you want we could meet up...? So I could know you’re safe? It’s okay if you’re unhappy with me, but I’m just trying to do what’s best for us both. I always try to do what’s best. If you find a wrinkle I show you some of my own. I tell you that silver hair is totally rad. I make sure you don’t overexert yourself, but if you do then I massage you if you’re okay with it. I tell you it’s okay if you’re finding it hard to eat, and make sure you drink plenty. I do all this because you do the same. So we can be happier and healthier at the end of the day.

Hi Dennis. How was the lion feeding...? Please could you let me know you’re safe? I know you can’t chose how you feel but it’d be super cool if you’re happy when you see it. You mean a lot to me and this trip to the zoo is really important to us. I know Mac can be an ignorant dick but you shouldn’t let that upset you. I just want what’s best for our relationship and to help you feel happy. I love you so much... It’s okay if you can’t text back but a little sun emoji or thumbs up would be cool so I know you’re safe.

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just got told smthn in “charlie goes america all over everybody’s ass”

mac suggests going to frat places for sorority girls cause they’ll be wild.

dennis says “Mac. We should go to the library...We don't want wild girls. We want real girls going wild. It's important to see the transition. You want to watch the process.”

rcg... fucking explain yourselves...

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just got told smthn in “charlie goes america all over everybody’s ass”

mac suggests going to frat places for sorority girls cause they’ll be wild.

dennis says “Mac. We should go to the library...We don't want wild girls. We want real girls going wild. It's important to see the transition. You want to watch the process.”

rcg... fucking explain yourselves...

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An alternate to the Meet-Cute

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okay fuck it send me macden or charden prompts [or dennis angst if that’s what ur after👀]

i got longfics to work on but i need to work on short stuff to get myself going again lmao

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bruh i fuckin love charden...

if anyone has like prompts for writing or thoughts or literally fuckin anything, don’t hesitate to hmu. i got massive charden brain worms rn

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goodbye charlie........

mac, dee, frank

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It doesn’t matter. I don’t care about (Dee). All I care about is Charlie here.