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Just rediscovered potentially the funniest thing I’ve written in recent memory

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his moves are 🔥🔥🔥 (literally)

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Don't get me wrong, I love Ghost. But I'm getting tired of people mistaking my corpse paint for some kind of cosplay. Guys I'm just cool and sexy

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Their heads are so angular 🟪📐

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You either die a hero (get unfairly cancelled after 1-2 seasons) or live long enough to become the villain (the last season/final is a shit show)

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i dont know why cream cheese makes such faces

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its okay to be fat! unless you are on purpose. unless you've never tried dieting before. unless you're disabled. unless you're not actively trying to be the healthiest person in the room. unless you sit down. unless you drink soda. unless you aren't fashionable. unless you aren't white. unless you get off on it. unless you exist.

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I made this so now all y'all have to look at it.

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Shores of the Polar Sea. 1878.

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There’s something interesting about Crozier being set up as this very washed-up figure who is, quite frankly, crap at command: he’s dismissive of his underlings, has all the tact of a runaway horse, drinks on the job to the extent of not being able to do his job, he’s not inspiring or comforting when he needs to be, he doesn’t seem to show any understanding at all. But because he’s such a flawed character, he understands human frailty intimately. And when the mutiny occurs his first reaction is: I want as many of them back as will accept my help, I see my own flaws in them and I embrace that, I forgive each and every one of them except the men man who let them down.

Whereas Goodsir is the gentlest, kindest, most moral etc on the show, he’s understanding to all, compassionate to all, and so on and so forth. And his moral compass is so strong that it can’t bend, it can only snap. And so his response to the mutineers can’t be compassion, it can only be pay evil unto evil - and so he acts to kill as many of them as possible (even people like Diggle and Hodge and Manson who the audience knows are fairly harmless) even though it’s fairly obvious that most of the mutineers are just scared idiots, because Goodsir’s moral code can’t allow for anything else.

And by ‘interesting’ I of course mean ‘ow’.

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How long till my flatmates realise I'm autistic

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James McAvoy in Speak No Evil

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The gifmakers are being cowards . Stop cropping that scene, you know which one I'm talking about

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Edit of an outfit inspo I saw on Pinterest 😭 I had to edit them into it.

I firmly believe they WOULD dress up like that

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ya im complainiong about them i want the COOL PANTS not the MOM OF THE COOL PANTS