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Guys….i just watched Vincent and the Doctor………

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Chat I finished one fic just to immediatly start a dr who one in the year of our lord 2025….. put me down please

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Something something Dr. Malpractice

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Hello gamers !!!!!! I have finally finished my fucking hilson fic after like eons 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I’m gonna post it tmmr morning probably and ik im gonna get sappy in the notes but like genuinely thank you all for being so patient with me. I’m just a guy with so much yaoi on the mind and I’m so grateful everyday to be able to share that with the world

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U KNOW HOUSE MD

Dude I’m a Sherlock freak. Of COURSE I know house MD.

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HE LEAVES HER IN THE PARALLEL UNIVERSE ???

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i’m interested in becoming the worlds first unmarried divorced woman

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The way in which I still have not seen killing eve but my slandering of the original novel summoned an army of lesbians who also hate the book is really telling so

Also I finished the book and they literally don’t even meet in it lmao. Genuinely gave it away after I was done, didn’t even want it on the shelf. Excited to watch the show eventually!!

Chat I’m reading the killing eve book rn and I’m gonna be honest I went into this thinking it was lesbian Hannibal and I’ve come to the realization I fucking hate Luke jennings’ writing

Why is villanelle just like a cardboard cut out of a sexy woman who kills people…? Like every single scene she’s in revolves around sex somehow to the point it’s almost comical. Even Eve is like….so uninteresting and she’s supposed to be the lead like come on now. It even happens with women in the background! They’re so reductive I wanna scream

Also like is this seriously the best we can do with like sapphic representation in media????? I’m praying that the show is better / handled kinder / less weird bc I really do want to watch it but idk how much more I can take.

I was gonna end this with like “oh if they don’t kiss at the end I’m gonna be mad” but honest to god even if they do it will somehow manage to enrage me bc I can just tell it’s gonna be so fetishy and weird.

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number one, put us on red alert

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just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

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May have to shelve the fanfiction I am writing... In my desperation to get it done, I have accidentally subjected myself to the conditions of the Russian Sleep Experiment.

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Chat I’m reading the killing eve book rn and I’m gonna be honest I went into this thinking it was lesbian Hannibal and I’ve come to the realization I fucking hate Luke jennings’ writing

Why is villanelle just like a cardboard cut out of a sexy woman who kills people…? Like every single scene she’s in revolves around sex somehow to the point it’s almost comical. Even Eve is like….so uninteresting and she’s supposed to be the lead like come on now. It even happens with women in the background! They’re so reductive I wanna scream

Also like is this seriously the best we can do with like sapphic representation in media????? I’m praying that the show is better / handled kinder / less weird bc I really do want to watch it but idk how much more I can take.

I was gonna end this with like “oh if they don’t kiss at the end I’m gonna be mad” but honest to god even if they do it will somehow manage to enrage me bc I can just tell it’s gonna be so fetishy and weird.

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i think this is the best show in the world

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It could change the very nature of our existence! Happy Threshold Day Everyone!

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did i tell u guys about how when i got my phone stolen i had to describe the case to the police. The case had a chibi sticker of Garak on it, because look at me.

So i showed him this cropped image and said “this is the sticker on the back” and he went “auuu… okauey…. un autocollant d'une jeune fille...”

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the face wilson makes when he's actually right and he comes home to house cooking Italian food and folding his fucking laundry like a 1950s housewife on lethal doses of valium