Hi! We're two weirdos who like Five Nights At Freddy's and made a chaotic AU that we post art for.Link to our full AU description: https://goblinandgremlin.tumblr.com/post/672010620661563392/jello-its-me-goblin-the-evil-mastermind-behind
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shower thoughts at 4am of how we're letting this blog die
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Sound poggers, hmu if you still want one I know this was posted at 1am our time 🤣
And I only do FNAF anyway, lol.
-Goblin
Anyone up for a Draw In Your Own Style? The idea is making me go 🤔.
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Good god. So firstly, I SINCERELY APOLOGISE ON BEHALF OF BOTH ME AND GREM FOR LETTING THIS BLOG DIE FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH. I AM SO SORRY. WE FORGOT AND THEN STARTED TO AVOID TUMBLR LIKE A PLAGUE OUT OF GUILT. BUT NOW WE ARE BACK AND I HAVE CREATED THIS FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT. *crying in background*
Also, like, thank you for 20 followers?!?! We were inactive for so long and y'all just piled up?!?! This makes our month!
-A very guilty Goblin
#phone guy rebornica#fnaf nightguards#fnaf#fnaf funny#michael afton#william afton#mike schmidt#dave miller#fnaf art#five nights at freddy's#scraptrap#springtrap#fnaf 3#guardians of the galaxy#that's where I got the audio by the way#this is such a shitpost#I'm so sorry yall#I will never forgive myself#feed yourselves now children#we return
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So like, what are y'all doing with your life guys 💀
-Goblin
#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#fnaf nightguards#fnaf funny#vincent fnaf#william afton#dave miller#fnaf art#fnaf animatic#vine#fnaf vines#fnaf as a vine#THE VINE THAT GROWS ON YOUR WALL#HAVE I TAGGED ENOUGH YET#this 8-second bitch took me three hours#I'm dying#and for our next time wasting project: I'm going to get Grem off of Hollow Knight#and make her post here
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Fritz, texting: What was that loud sound upstairs?
Jeremy: idk
Vincent: my coat fell
Fritz: That sounded heavier than a coat.
Vincent: I was in it when it fell
If the gang used Discord
- Goblin
#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#fnaf nightguards#fnaf funny#michael afton#mike schmidt#vincent fnaf#william afton#dave miller#jeremy fitzgerald#rebornica fnaf#shitpost#text posts#fnaf text post#fnaf incorrect quotes
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Listen I'm sick as a dog and Grem is busy so we won't be posting for a little while, sorry about that
-Goblin
#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#apologies#to our 12 followers: feed yourselves. we shall be absent.#I'm not that funny am I#dw it's not covid
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Mike: Today is a good day to just stand here and stare into nothing
Vincent: haha you thought

Or, Top Ten Photos Taken Seconds Before Disaster: Mike About To Lose His Braincells
- Goblin
#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#fnaf nightguards#michael afton#mike schmidt#vincent fnaf#william afton#fnaf art#fnaf funny#dave miller#fnaf 2#mike move#you can't afford to lose any more braincells#ok that was kinda mean#I'm sorry guys#maybe I'll make a sequel where Mike chases Vincent down the hall like that spirited away template#more excuses to use radial blur yes you got a problem with that?#I ramble in these tags too much jesus#purple guy fnaf#purple guy
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Okay but Mike as the image

Who's gonna tell Mike he's just as popular 🥺
- Goblin
#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#fnaf nightguards#fnaf art#fnaf funny#michael afton#mike schmidt#vincent fnaf#purple guy#goblinanswers#poor guy is reeling from Vincent's R34 page#let's get him off the internet for today#thanks for our first ask!
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Spengtap
This took me an unreasonably long time and Grem's drawing is still better ' -'
(It was still fun to make though, I like this artstyle)
- Goblin
#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#fnaf 3#springtrap#springtrap fanart#william afton#dave miller#purple guy#look at me#making actual art instead of poorly photographed sketches#it took me this long to work out how to blend with the colouring brush instead of relying on a blender#I hate my brain#the fnaf 3 springtrap design is 10/10
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General Trivia- Nightguard Edition
💜🔪Vincent 🔪💜
His sheer presence causes people to look over their shoulders ever since the great Jello incident.
(For clarification, he poured Jello down the shirts of Mike, Phone Guy and six dayshift workers.)
He can't lift weights, but for the sheer purpose of a flex, he once bought a pack of dumbbells in front of all his colleagues and then never touched them again.
He has a....strange relationship with fire. Wherever Vincent goes, fire usually follows, somehow. The man just seems to be combustible.
🖤☕️ Mike ☕️ 🖤
Man's so tired of existence
He's usually the one watching cameras every nightshift because it means he gets to avoid humanity (and his colleagues).
The only animatronic he gets on with is Marionette, because she shares his vibe.
Mike is genuinely afraid of Withered Foxy because his face resembles the mask Mike wore during the bite of '87.
Similarly, he dislikes Golden Freddy for having such a close resemblance to Fredbear.
Don't tell anyone, but Jeremy is his ray of sunshine. He'd punch someone's teeth out if they insulted Jeremy in any shape or form.
When stressed, he bakes. Stress bakes. Usually at four in the morning.
🧡📒Fritz📒🧡
Ah yes, the dad of the group.
Being the only same one Fritz is the guy who organises their shopping trips, deals with their chaos and cleans the house because everyone else doesn't clean up for various reasons.
Secretly loves his crazy boy gang but would rather drink bleach than let them get away with anything.
He's definitely bailed all of them out of jail at least once for various charges. He should consider being a lawyer.
"I'm here for my friends."
"Who are your friends?"
*leans in slowly* "Ah...you must be new here."
❤️☎️Phone Guy☎️❤️
Definitely a pussy in the truest sense of the word.
He can't handle loud noises, changes in schedule, people asking for his number, women, men, humans, animals, aliens, science classes, foolhardy bus drivers and/or Vincent for any length of time.
Really shouldn't have become a nightguard, huh...
Him and Mangle get on because they like to worry together.
About three seconds away from a nervous breakdown at any given time.
💚👽Jeremy👽💚
"IT'S THE ALIENS, I ALWAYS KNEW IT!!!"
One of those people.
You know, the ones that only drink herbal tea, dress in hemp clothing and declaim the government in every conversation.
Knows every conspiracy theory ever made and has even made up his own.
Practically responsible for the world tinfoil shortage.
He wears the same (tinfoil) hat every day and just reshapes it for different occasions.
#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#fnaf nightguards#fnaf funny#fnaf headcanons#michael afton#phone guy rebornica#vincent fnaf#purple guy fnaf#william afton#dave miller#phone guy fnaf#jeremy fitzgerald#fritz smith#marionette#golden freddy#bite of 83#mike schmidt#mangle#withered foxy#I should probably clarify these are headcanons for our AU#not rebornica's nightguards#in case anyone was confused
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Sunans
I'm so sorry, I did this to traumatise Grem but then I wanted to traumatise everyone else too
#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#fnaf funny#fnaf shitpost#the op regrets everything#the op is not okay#hello welcome to snandos can we get you anything#sundrop fnaf#moondrop fnaf#sans#undertale#In an alternate universe where there is no Glitchtrap... Only sans.
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Greetings! Grem here, while he won't be featuring in our AU I decided to draw Springtrap!
(The setting isn't really related to the character in any way though so uh-)
#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#william afton#springtrap#finally posting a finished image#took me long enough#fnaf art#springtrap fanart#fnaf 3#burntrap#glitchtrap#scraptrap
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This was horribly photographed, sue me
-Goblin
#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#fnaf nightguards#phone guy#phone guy fnaf#rebornica#fnaf art#character art#he's worrying about taxes#get a load of goblin not being able to draw hands so he just does finger line#f i n g e r l i n e s
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Grem here! It's been a while since I posted so here are some cute Vince doodles y'know, as a treat.


#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#fnafAU#vincent fnaf#art#has Vincent even showed up here more than twice? no. Do I care? also no.#goblin: grem draws vincent unfairly hot and I'm having a lot of trouble not acting up rn#help me#fnaf doodles#fnaf fanart#vincent rebornica#fnaf nightguards#william afton#dave miller#springtrap#purple guy
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Fritz spitting straight facts over here
#five nights at freddy's#fnaf nightguards#michael afton#mike schmidt#fnaf#rebornica fnaf#fnaf funny#fnaf incorrect quotes#phone guy#jeremy fitzgerald#vincent#vincent fnaf#fritz smith#william afton#dave miller#purple guy
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To commemorate Security Breach I decided to draw our favourite bunny girl and kid-strangling digital furry together. Did you guys get to see the Princess Quest minigame? That was pretty intense! I got to play it on my tablet after I completed Help Wanted for mobile, but I can't get past the fourth room...
-Goblin
#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#fnaf fanart#vanny#glitchtrap#vanny fanart#glitchtrap fanart#malhare#william afton#vanessa fnaf#fnaf vr#fnaf help wanted#fnaf 8#fnaf security breach#fnaf 9#security breach fanart#montgomery gator#glamrock chica#glamrock freddy#roxanne wolf#gremlin and me call glitchtrap 'bitchrat' and 'the glitch bitch'#he is though#are we wrong#poor vanny if only she'd gotten more than 5 minutes of screentime#no I don't simp for vanny what are you talking about
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Meooow?
There can never be too many Circus Baby redesigns. (This is probably not canon for the AU.)
- Goblin
#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf au#fnaf art#circus baby#sister location#funtime foxy#funtime freddy#bidybabs#ballora#fnaf sister location#fnaf 5#circus baby art#circus baby fanart#circus baby redesign#meow
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