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Hey all, its me. You lot may know me as Odin or Thor for the @stop-hammer-time blog. A few of you even know my main blog, @samirahthegay. Time for funny ooc talk time. I know yall love that.

The truth is I’m not all that often on this account. The people I used to interact with aren't here anymore and keeping up with this acc is getting kinda exhausting tbh. I've absolutely loved the time I've spent bringing joy and smiles via Odin and Thor but I’m officially retiring these blogs. Thank you so much for making me a part of your community and for all the memories.

To all the friends I’ve made here, its been a blast!

Yours Truly, Odin

All-Father

Founder and Manager of Hotel Valhalla

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Hey all, its me. You lot may know me as Odin or Thor for the @stop-hammer-time blog. A few of you even know my main blog, @samirahthegay. Time for funny ooc talk time. I know yall love that.

The truth is I’m not all that often on this account. The people I used to interact with aren't here anymore and keeping up with this acc is getting kinda exhausting tbh. I've absolutely loved the time I've spent bringing joy and smiles via Odin and Thor but I’m officially retiring these blogs. Thank you so much for making me a part of your community and for all the memories.

To all the friends I’ve made here, its been a blast!

Yours Truly, Odin

All-Father

Founder and Manager of Hotel Valhalla

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Why is there an Ikea in Valhalla?

Fun fact, I am the largest shareholder of Ikea stock. That should tell you all you need.

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OOC talk time! This applies to both this account and @stop-hammer-time

So sorry I’ve vanished on all of you! Between school and college apps and general future prep its been a minute since ive been here.

Thankfully I’ve reached the end of the application process and its just the waiting game now! This means you’ll be seeing more of me now! (Yippee!!!) Just thought id give a little update!

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OOC Talk: It makes me sad to see when other rp accounts havent updated in months. Feels like drifting apart from a good friend

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Who would win in an arm wrestle, Týr or Thor?

Thor.

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Vaguley threatening vibe aside, yes. Týr can bleed.

Greetings Mortals. Today is Týr’s day. Ask me whatever you want about my bravest son, Týr!!

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Greetings Mortals. Today is Týr’s day. Ask me whatever you want about my bravest son, Týr!!

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You mean educational!

Greetings Mortals! I have returned!!!

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Greetings Mortals! I have returned!!!

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OOC POST!

Yall im back! Sorry for vanishing. Depression is a bitch

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Odin, I don't know if you were asked this before, but what's your opinion on all your godly children?

I enjoy the company of my children. In my next book, Borson: The Life of The Aesir I go into great detail of my children and what makes them the gods they are.

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Thank you, Sigyn!

Okay but imagine Hotel Valhalla having a reality tv show

Alex [facing a camera]: It's pretty chill here, I guess. We just wake up, kill, feast, do whatever, and repeat

[In the background Magnus trips and kills himself by falling on his own sword]

Alex: Obviously though, some of us have it easier than others

(Part two)

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Listen, you and I don’t have the best relationship but I’m not letting crazier people take the throne of the Nine Worlds.

You should go to your wife’s palace for a short while. There is a… mouse. Infestation. In the hotel. Me and Sam have it handled, but you should leave and not come back.

And if you hear that there is a crazy mortal looking to kill you, someone is just messing with you and you should ignore that.

I assure you, your dislike for authority has not gone unnoticed. Regardless, I assure you I am fine. My office is inaccessible without my knowledge and permission. I can deal with mortals easily. Do not underestimate me Lokichilde, the realms bend to my will. I am the Allfather.

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That’s not a bad idea, perhaps I can set up a camera crew with Heimdallr…🤔

Okay but imagine Hotel Valhalla having a reality tv show

Alex [facing a camera]: It's pretty chill here, I guess. We just wake up, kill, feast, do whatever, and repeat

[In the background Magnus trips and kills himself by falling on his own sword]

Alex: Obviously though, some of us have it easier than others

(Part two)

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Hello, Odin. Any new books publishing soon?

Indeed! My step by step guide on maintaining order in the realms comes out right on time for Yule!

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Ahem.

I'm bored might try to commit Regicide and topple Odin's reign of terror

@imhotterthanallofyou do you wanna join?