Tumblr, we love your style, but man did you throw us for a loop at the end of the year. Not only was your decision questionable, your algorithm to detect “adult content” was downright broken.
So, just for our followers, we’ve compiled a list of our favorite posts that have been caught by Tumblr’s adult content detector.
#10: The Osomatsu Brothers
We get it, they’re a bunch of dirty adults. But not that kind of dirty. Silly, Tumblr.
#9 Nobody Watched Dragon Ball
Quoting Piccolo from DBZ Abridged, we thought no one had seen the classic Dragon Ball series. But apparently Tumblr did, and just expects kid Goku to be nude!
#8 Our Buddy, Your Buddy, Not Tumblr’s Buddy
Vash the Stampede is the cinnamon roll we don’t deserve, and I guess Tumblr thought so too.
#7 The First Female Enters the Ring…
….and she’s fully clothed! She’s got presents in that bag, Tumblr, not nipples.
#7 Female Presenting Bear
I thought we- We literally just went over this Tumblr.
#6 THERE WE GO. Oh wait
You thought you had us, eh Tumblr? Your mistake, cause you just flagged the manliest anime man to ever man presenting his manly nipples. Try again.
#5 Tumblr: We do what we must because we can…
…for the good of all of us. Except, oh wait. No.
#4 Naked Charizard
So we researched this one, and there don’t seem to be any defining features that separate male and female Charizards. Could Tumblr know something we don’t? No, of course not, this is just another victim in a long list of shamed Pokemon on our timeline.
#3 Another Cinnamon Roll, Wrongfully Accused
How dare you. He saves kittens.
#2 Ice Kirby, Feeling a Little Nippy
This must be the sexiest version of Kirby around, because it’s the only one who got flagged. I just-… I don’t-…. where is the algorithm looking? Do his pink cheeks resemble nipples?
#1 Sexy Ramen
Hide your kids, hide your wife. This ramen is too hot for Tumblr. Take a good look now, cause who knows if this saucy little thing will survive the appeal process.
And there’s our top 10 list! Sorry it got a little long, but we couldn’t help but show off some of our favorites from the near-100 posts that have been flagged already.
What’s the most ridiculous thing on your timeline that got flagged? Do share!
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[Mystic Messenger]2 Year Anniversary Event Announcement
Hello, this is Cheritz Team.
We will be celebrating Mystic Messenger’s two-year anniversary on the 9th of July, 2018, thanks to all your love and support!
For all users out there who have stuck by our RFA members no matter what, we the Cheritz Team have prepared a few surprises!
[Event #1] Two-year Anniversary : Game Access Event
*The image in completion will be revealed on July 9th (KST) as a title page for the game!
On July 9th, we are going to give out little presents to everyone to celebrate our two-year anniversary!
Access the game and get you rewards!
How to participate : access the game on July 9th
Period : July 9th, 2018 (KST)
Reward : Max Speed for 24 hours + a little surprise (for every person who accesses)
[Event #2] Summer Special : Daily Challenge Event
How do you think the RFA members are spending their summer vacation?
At the end of July, when you access Mystic Messenger, different characters will share with you little episodes that happened during their summer vacation.
See for yourself who will be there to greet you!
How to participate : Access Mystic Messenger for the Daily Challenge event during the event period
Period : July 31st - August 9th, 2018 (KST)
Prize : Small prizes everyday (once every day, for every person who accesses) + Perhaps a special present for those who access the game every single day…?
[Event #3] Summer SNS Event : Mystic Messenger in Swimwear
What kind of swimwear do you think will best suit the Mystic Messenger characters?
Format and quality don’t matter! It’s OK as long as you draw characters from Mystic Messenger in swimwear!