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*twirling my hair and batting my eyelashes* oh my god the celebrimbor? is he, like, around by any chance?

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doodle of arwen and her brothers!

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Bitches saw elrond with messy hair and a bit of dirt on his face and went CRAZY and im not blaming them because im one of them

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middle school girls didn’t obsess over Legolas and Aragorn in 2001 just so that amazon could give all the boy elves super short hair in 2022

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THEO + BRONWYN + ARONDIR // 01 X 07

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conservative youtubers complaining about the lord of the rings amazon show is so funny to me because they’re all arguing that it’s going to be too “woke” and ruin the lord of the rings by needlessly adding gay characters as if the lord of the rings isn’t already one of the most homoerotic texts ever conceived.

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Benjamin Walker as the last high king of the Noldor is the best thing that has happened to this show

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Whoever said that Feanor would be worried sick throughout Nerdanel’s first pregnancy… yes

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Noldor, Vanya & Teleri: war, oath swearing & kinslaying

Silvan: hitting a blunt in Mirkwood

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My god lotr is so funny after the battle of pelennor Gimli and Legolas get inside minas tirith and all of the people are like wow how interesting an elf and a dwarf! And they’re like “hmm. This is lame. It needs more stonework and more gardens.” They’re like the Home Depot dads meme

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Apparently the fairest of eldar looks like a marine that eats kellogs

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An elf with short hair? An outrage. Never been done before. It's a — hold on a minute. Is that Legolas from the 1978 Ralph Bakshi Lord of the Rings?

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Elrond. I want to do a series of elven portraits with this style!

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… the fandom’s racists are going to make this show even worse, aren’t they