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After a cage cleaning he settles into his plastic dragon head to peep out and watch me procrastinate writing.

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Jó éjt !

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So a friend linked me this, out of general snake silliness, only for me to find that Goliath makes an appearance at 0:15-0:16! The original picture is: https://goliathsplopspot.tumblr.com/post/100546451193/boop

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I would die for your snakes my dude. Thanks.

Live for my snakes instead.

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angry yuan-ti prince guards his jewels

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Andromeda playing in her sweater while her tank finishes set up.

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One of the many reasons I’m not very active on Tumblr lately is a big cross-country move. Thankfully all three of the snakes made the move flawlessly and I got a picture of Gracie having her first experience with stairs. Her person was nice enough to teach her and let her climb up to her room. But honestly it was 1 AM, we were exhausted, and required her to carry herself upstairs. 220 pounds of in-blue Burmese who was AMAZINGLY chill about being shipped across the country.

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DEPLOY THE BOY

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“I climb” It’s been an absolute train wreck of a year so I’ve not been much for snake updates. This is Flapjack’s temporary enclosure while my husband and I are in the middle of a cross country move. He decided that being on the floor of his cage, in his aspen, under his hides was far too normal and boring. I came in to see him climbing up around the lip. When he saw me he stopped to stare for a moment then fell back to the aspen. My snake is a doof.

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Oh wow, look at the color on that child.

Europa photoshoot outtakes, aka we are not graceful.

Heterodon nasicus

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me: *gives prey to snake with snout facing him so it’s easier to eat*

me: here, please eat, i literally can’t make it any easier for you to eat this short of shoving it down your throat with my bare hands

my snake: Eat Sideway?

me: please, no

my snake: Eat Sideway.

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Sooooo angery! She’s doin’ a squish!

This gorgeous girl came home this week! Meet Cinnabun! She’s a super anaconda arctic hognose.

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When you find that comfy spot…

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OMG! She so grumpy!

Smokey wants to make sure you know she is a Big Scary Cobra

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Readjusting her jaw after eating a big mouse!

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Sniffing the hand that feeds.

I haven’t posted much of Her Exalted Excessiveness, Queen of the Blue Bedroom,Grandmaster Hissybutt, Lady of Ginormous Poo, Gracie in quite some time, but here she is while my husband was cleaning her cage and she decided to bless him with a flicking of the royal tongue and an opportunity for a booping of the royal snoot.

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Aaah, what a pretty grumpus

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