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I don’t want a “realistic transition goal”, I want to be the type of thing you’d hear about on an episode of the Magnus Archives
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When people graffiti on buildings: Yes! Ha ha! Fuck yes!
When people graffiti on rockfaces and cliffsides on hiking trails: What the absolute fuck.
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I went to a Be More Chill production and the squib was french???
"Why do you look like Keanu Reeves?" "(i forgot the reply here)" "And why are you french?" "Minor improvements."
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i can't vibe with anyone who thinks icarus was an ignorant idiot for flying too close to the sun. "oh i'd never do that i would have remembered my father's warning and been fine". do you seriously think that after years of imprisonment, feeling the sun on your face and the open air beneath your wings, you would be able to focus on anything but the joy of being alive and free? do you actually think that if you were given the opportunity to go where nobody has never been before, you wouldn't want to push it to the limit? to dare to be the first to try what no one else has ever even thought possible? do you honestly think you're too good for your own human nature? look me in the eyes and tell me if i strapped a pair of wings to your back that could take you wherever you wanted to go whenever you pleased that you'd be careful and sensible about it. you are not better than icarus just because you have the benefit of his example.
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why is no one talking about the mario and luigi cameo in goncharov
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people dont appreciate the tma bots jmart thingie, you know which one i mean
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tumblr is a better platform because no one can see your face when you say the weirdest shit ever
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I need to memorize the chant from red signal I want to be able to start muttering it under my breath when something even so mildly inconveniences me I think it would be really funny
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"We have been the mechanisms, and you have been our hostages" is potentially the best closing to any live show I've ever watched
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reblog to meow at the person you reblogged from
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