goosemamas08
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thinking about how we accidentally trained my cat to give us a kiss before he gets treats.
He gets treats every morning like the spoiled prince he is.
(yes he is also a fat little boy)
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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
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To remind us that we’re gonna die someday, just dipping our little toesies in the water.
Thought of the day: Why do cramps exist?
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okay everyone reblog and tell me your favorite perfume. but if your favorite is glossier you… don’t bother
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not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread
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I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills
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lmao i married emily
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reading Alice Oseman in school is so funny because girl wdym i was just laughing and then read the line “One day i’m going to forget to wake up.” and now i have to go sit in biology like nothing happened???
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I hate when another car forces you to park terribly but then they leave before you and it’s just like great. Well now my atrocious park job is deprived of context and I look like an asshole
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