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quick question... who thinks i’m cute?
like, comment if you would date me i’m genuinely curious
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me when someone asks what is the eighth letter in the alphabet:

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How I feel when I crack open an egg without breaking the yolk:
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Every episode of Kitchen Nightmares.
Delusional Chef: There’s nothing wrong with my food. Everyone loves it. I’ve never heard anyone complain about the food in all my 3000 years of cooking. My linguine literally cures cancer and my wellington killed Hitler.
Gordon Ramsay, about to shake this guy’s world when he tells him his salmon is overdone:
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#the only thing worse than people that can't cook#are people that can't tell the TRUTH#gordon ramsay#Hell's Kitchen
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Chef on Kitchen Nightmares: *exists*
Gordon Ramsay:
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when you’re looking on google for burger recipes by Gordon Ramsay
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what’s Gordon listening to?
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clcik for Hot Gordon Ramsay pics. ;)
aaaaaaaaaa i’m on fucking fire don’t just stand there you fucking dunce put it out
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Gordon Ramsay reacts to you undercooking the salmon during dinner service
“You fucking idiot. Your service was an absolute disgrace. You can’t even cook salmon right. Give me your jacket….”
“…and your life.”
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