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Me on my way to my job to piss on the poor 👍 (I choose a career thats all reading comprehension and its 6 am)

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Gotham city memes once again

Happy pride month everyone!!!❤️🌈❤️🌈❤️🐈‍⬛

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Uh, so

my weird and villanous psychology teacher likes... me. i think

So uh, she talked with me separately after the lecture right? pretty standar lecture, and she asked me a bunch of questions and implied something something sbout intuitive vs perceptive learning? and uh, i think she might have implied I am sort of a... case study, now. which, fun. i think? anyway, its the only class im taking that I have 100 on, so i cant drop it without tsking s huge risk.

its fine. probably

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Welcome to "my teacher is a lowkey villian toying with 20 people and im going insane" weekly update! Today, we played in sand. Salty sand.

...so, anybody familiar with the concept of "absolute perception"? When you play in a sand pit without shoes, your feet and knees actually scrape quite a lot. Which is not a problem when you are at the beach but is v much a problem when the salt is purposefully high for the sake of scientific advances <3

Well, ig not advances but more like a, uh, hands-on experience on hating life and everything around you. Having your perception of self challenged by your ability to ignore the grating feeling of small scrapes being the doom of your self control because of the insufferable amount of salt JUST to get the sudden willingness to ignore your own pain for the sake of being an outlier and proving your teacher wrong and ruining her study

ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT THE MF GAVE YOU A 10 IN AN ASSIGNMENT YOU WERE PURPOSEFULLY TRYING TO GET A BAD GRADE ON JUST TO FEEL SOMETHING

anyways, its fine, probably

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You still alive? (Ignore this is from my main it’s gothamghostwhispers)

Unfortunately! My teacher is insane! I am somehow maintaining a perfect score in her class, and only st the price of my nonexistent sanity

I think she likes me? Thats not a good thing!

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weekly update about my possibly-evil-psychology-teacher

This week we learned about motivations, needs, and emotions!

Which sucks for me!!!

Because I got to experience first hand The HorrorsTM!!!! I do not need to know a person that deeply! I think I am now scared of commitment! Anyway, thats done i guess

Ask is open, I am so tired

I need a nap

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Okay, i need people that grew up in gotham/crime alley to back me up here. Did yall also have milk with ice as dessert when you were younger? I swear its a gotham thing but my friends are trying to convince me its not, and now im wondering if its a crime alley thing or if my house was wear

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Okay, i need people that grew up in gotham/crime alley to back me up here. Did yall also have milk with ice as dessert when you were younger? I swear its a gotham thing but my friends are trying to convince me its not, and now im wondering if its a crime alley thing or if my house was wear

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I am so so so incredibly done with this teacher

SO we talked language today

something something about how babies learn to talk? I wasnt really paying attention, but ever since my exam ive realized maybe i should. yknow, to at least not die in an academic saw trap.

Half of my classmates dropped the class after the exam, but she is also the one teacher that gives this class and its a prerequisite for graduation so, guess thats that.

I am unsure how this will apply to her, whatever it is she is doing but she was NOT pleased

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...hey, did it perhaps look slightly... uh, purple? like, a brownish purple? Cus uh, that may be on me

I saw some kind of mutated crow today? I tried to get a picture of it but the image was absolutely destroyed, anyone know what that's about?

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My biggest fear is forgetting about calendar man and not preparing for the Ides of March. Like no cap, if tumblr didnt exist i would not remember it and then id get stabbed once a year and never realize the correlation.

Thank you god and brucie babey wayne for creating mentally ill teenagers 🙏 Getting stabbed without an extensive gotham kit is a bother

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Okay, first of all

I just finished my psychology test.

...Yes, I have class Thursday. Yes, I JUST finished.

So, the test was a little bit of a villian scheme and also the answer was always "decide-who-is-best-fitted-towards-enduring-almost-inhumane-sensory-tests" and the answer almost always was wrong so we usually just had to run away from trained dogs

Second of all, I am OFFENDED none of you noticed I didnt post anything on my scheduled "is my psychology teacher a villian" Thursday.

Third and last, I got to meet Black Bat, which was... interesting and I think I may have told her my social security number accidentally.

Anyway, it's late and the timezone change is not helping my general disorientation.

I dont even know what happened, and I dont think ill ever be able to look at an onion without puking anymore.

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....you wanna mix it in with my laundry detergent and see what happens?

Sometimes murder is ok, especially when they're pouring barrels of chemicals into the swamps....in other news what's one suposed to do with several gallons of various waste chemicals?

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Welcome to your weekly "I had class with that one psychology teacher that keeps giving me villian vibes"

Today we talked conditioning, specially the way that it relates towards the generalization or discrimination of certain stimuli.

Anyway, all im saying is that, even when its interesting, I really hope im wrong because we do NOT need a villian that pretty much hypnotises you with a bell or some shit

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I... really dont like the way you said that. Fine, sure. I can spare some, just dont kill me or sm

I think I get why the mayans sacrificed people now..Yall ever cut flesh with an obsidian knife? yeah, no. I get it.

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Okay, so I theoretically do have some obsidian. You see, the thing is: I am a gothamite.

...how much are you paying?

I think I get why the mayans sacrificed people now..Yall ever cut flesh with an obsidian knife? yeah, no. I get it.