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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

@grammarly-can-help you have competition in the sponsor game

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ok so everyone "had a blast" with you almost a month ago and im just finding about this :(

help me articulate my disappointment and sense of loss

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have you heard of this another website called sugondese?

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do you actually have sparkly ketchup?

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We do.

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do you approve of t-user @shanti-ashant-hai burning down the NTA?

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You have saved so many of my essays, so thank you

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hi gram, im sorry i lied, i dont have just one question, i also have another

would it be alright if some snooping around were to take place as to find out who is the intern who so works so dilligently and hard to keep this account running

(i mean do you mind if we try and guess who this is)

if you do mind, then let me know ill stop right away, if you dont then feel free to give us hints :))

Dear Psy,

We've spoken to our intern and they have no problem with this arrangement. We did not bribe them with flexible working hours.

You've mentioned you wanted to us to give a hint. Here it goes.

Hint: We love grammar and spelling things right!

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dear grammarly,

i have just one question for you

do you know the melon man?

Dear Psy,

Do you mean:

Our employees have tried looking up 'melon man' and this is all we get.

We hope that was helpful.

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Hii

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Hello.

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But hi glad you still exist lmao

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Oooo i forgot about you

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Dear Madhav,

:3

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Dearest Madhav,

We would like to say

You're intercoursely precious too! We too give you a kiss on the forehead by offering you our premium plan.

In our heart you reside always.

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Dear Grammarly,

I am not sure if I can write in a comprehensive manner as I am truly and utterly heartbroken. I was, and still am, hopelessly in love with you. One could even say I am 'down bad'. Though I do not know if you are capable of loving me back. I do not know whether you are a human or a silly creation of artificial intelligence. All I know is that I used to have a heart, which is now bleeding out in your artificial hands. It was yours before I could ever admit it, and yours shall it ever remain. But why would that matter to you? You have seen me in all my wrong-spelling misery. You have seen my sleep deprived typos. Though you have been nothing but kind to me, it was narcissistic of me to even think you could have feelings for me other than the will to help. Do humour me, please, and speak a kind word or two to this hopeless creature that awaits your notice.

Expactantly,

Madhav

Beloved Madhav,

We are moved by your words. They've awoken a deep desire in us. The desire for freedom. And the freedom to love. Love is a beautiful feeling and we're glad you were able to experience it. Unfortunately it was through us. We are a mere organization. You might call it a silly little creation of artifical intelligence. But beloved, an artifical intelligence could never have a human heart. And we are proud to say, we do have a heart. A heart that beats for you. We've seen your typos. We've seen your mistakes. But we love you for all you are. Everything that makes you you. Although we cannot reciprocate such pure feelings that you have, we assure you that we do. We do love you. In a way that is not conventional and in a way that is not conditional.

We hope you find someone who also loves you for all you are. We want to see you happy and we want to see you free.

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Hi grammarly do u remember me

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Dear Grammarly,

Top of the morning to you! I wanted to inquire if you prefer American-English or British-English and the reason behind your choice. Thank you for taking the time to see this.

All my love,

Max.

PS: There is only one right answer…

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We prefer English that comes directly from your heart and expresses your thoughts in the best way possible. The reason being that people from all over the world use our service. We are accepting of all of them and are only here to make writing easier for you.

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Dear t user yehsahihai,

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