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Maxwell descending into childishly shouting “I CALL IT! I CALL IT! I CALL IT!!” when Van threatened to fight in the pit instead of him was so funny and also sooo endearing. Guy who’s a bit stuffy and awkward and doesn’t understand tone and really wants to fight but wants to act like he doesn’t. The vibes on this guy.

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this moment had me chuckling so i decided to draw it

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van i am so sorry but for this oily little gay boy it is the same thing

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What's his alignment? Who the hell cares, my boy Wealwell majored in Reposed Standing

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little guys...

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saddest thing that can happen to 2 guys with freak shit going on is people calling them boyfriends. yes i know theyve got something homosexual going on but brother it is NOT that

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making a dialogue collection for deltarune toriel called "shut the fuck up you just hate women"

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absolutely obsessed with how they immediately mirror each other's body language. van has that uncle that takes you out drinking without your dad knowing effect on Max. also something something seating arrangement is an art something something

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If only things could stay like this forever…

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What is their ship name called

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any kind of burger counts if you consider it a burger

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The thing about panic at the disco is that no one won

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all the house md remakes that absolutely exist for me

gregoire maison: the Quebecois remake

old house: the epilogue (created by olive & olivia, Olives LLC) where house & wilson get Old together and run a b&b and cook quiche a lot

teen homes: the Olives then asked…instead of old house how about they’re all teenagers in a Disney channel style high school show?

haunted house: roughly the same as house md but the B plot of every episode is house narrowly escaping death at the hands of a malevolent poltergeist he angered many years ago

mouse MD: house & wilson are the gay dads of none other than stuart little

house hunters md: house & wilson go house hunting for their dream house

random house: an anthology show about a guy named house and his bf wilson but other than that the setting/plot randomly changes episode to episode

house of cards: house & wilson hop from casino to casino counting cards and winning $$$. they take from the rich and give to the poor.

full house: house & wilson co-host a cooking show for bougie gays. house’s catch phrase is “im full” and Wilson signs the show off with “and that’s a full house!”

White House: the same show that aired but now it’s called white house

tiny house: house is thumbalina and lives in wilson’s pocket

dog house: in which house is turned into a dog after he is rude to a patient in the clinic who turns out to be a witch…all the hospital staff also get turned into talking medical equipment by association…can wilson break the spell with true love before they’re all stuck like that?

a doll’s house: a three-act play in which lesbian house must escape her marriage to be with lesbian wilson

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weird kids best friends

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finally joined bluesky bc it's like twitter but people are less likely to call me slurs. feel free to follow me over there

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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed