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NABSHWHDHSHHD I JUST KNOW YOUR ART TASTES LIKE TAFFY

LADIESSSSSSSS

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I CACKLED

"you're old and gay" queer man to his teenage grandson

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ROILAND DICKRIDERS DNFI!!!!!!!!!

sorry not sorry

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"Fashion's cyclical, Babe. I'm Retro."

- Morty Smith, 2025

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🏳️‍🌈Bro really brought his boyfriend and exs to the parade!🏳️‍🌈

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH TO THESE GOOBERS!

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Rick can't use chopsticks, apparently??

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Morty loves animals!

We all know how compassionate Morty is when he's not commiting mass murder, and a recurring detail in the show is his adoration for animals, so here's a compilation of that for absolutely no reason

[S1Ep2] He loves his dog so much! I bet he misses him :с And I also find it really sad that he had to let go of someone who loved him unconditionally, considering how no one else in Morty's life showed him much affection. It might be the reason he likes dogs so much - they can't make you feel like you're not good enough for them to love you. I like to think that he visits Snuffles/Snowball from time to time

[S2Ep2] Morty kept his interest in animals even in Roy and apparently spent a lot of time learning about birds as a hobby (I've taken an interest in birds too recently, he's literally me)

[S3Ep8] I think Beebo counts as an animal?..

[S3Ep8 and S7Ep10] A parallel between Morty and Diane! I wonder if Rick thinks about this similarity between them too... Wish we got more Morty and Diane interactions in the fear hole

[S3Ep8] Look at him being a nerd. He likes insects too!

[S4Ep5] And this whole thing he did for the planet of snakes, he even gave the snake he bought a name (I don't think Morty knows how to handle snakes though...)

[S4Ep8] Morty giving the rat his tube was so cute!! He didn't let Rick kill it and was willing to hold his breath for a while to keep this little creature alive, although it wasn't the biggest concern for him and Rick at the moment

[S5Ep3] This one is cute too, even if he was helping with the fire mostly to impress Planetina

[S7Ep6] I... am not sure Morty consented to this, but he looks happy?..

[S8Ep1] And of course Morty's dogs from the matrix! He had two of them! I bet he took really good care of these guys :D

[S8Ep1] He's so sad about his finches :c I think he found a lot of comfort in taking care of animals in the matrix, especially after he lost all his friends. It must have helped him feel less lonely. Also, @dirty-bear-rick-sanchez pointed out a cool detail about this line - Morty might have kept his knowledge about birds from his "bird-watching phase" in Roy! I don't know why I made this. Consider it a Morty appreciation post (and maybe something for me to write a fic about lol)

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night owls. or one night owl and one night crow?

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i lied, i dont want to have sex. now sit down. i have explain why these two fictional guys wanna kiss REALLY BAD.

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that's totally what they're called

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he's so autism bro i can't take it he's so me forever

i just thought of something: a rick sanchez hug analysis

rick and morty have hugged before, and rick has also hugged beth, and summer before, so, i can think of ANOTHER reason why rick won't hug morty...

in solaricks when the ship crashes, and rick walks out i wonder if rick actually collapsed on his knees, and when morty runs up to try and hug rick, rick stops him, i'm wondering if him stopping morty was more of a "wait, let me stand up" rather than a "stop, don't come near me". because i didn't get the sense that rick didn't want morty near him.

in both solaricks and unmortricken rick gets hugged. i believe the reason rick didn't hug summer back in solaricks, or hug morty back in unmortricken is due to aftermath of the draining, intense, chaotic, dangerous, and traumatic events during the adventure. maybe in a state of shock? maybe exhaustion? he may have been so emotionally numb he didn't even notice he was being hugged.

i don't think rick ever had an issue hugging morty.

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I love Rick Sanchez

(what should I draw next?)

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UGHHHH i hate being in the uk as there's no confirmed release date for the season 8 premier. happy rnm day to those who celebrate over in the states though<3

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quick doodle of stupid dumb idiot boy

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idk

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consider. a polycule of stan pines, eda clawthorne and rick sanchez where all they do is have fucked up sex and complain at each other. send post