going on holiday with your friends is a great way to find out how long you can actually stand them for
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shoutout to bi women who have preferences for men. shoutout to bi women who are currently dating men. shoutout to bi women who have only dated or had sex with men. shoutout to bi women who are married to men. shoutout to bi women who have broken up with a woman. shoutout to bi women who thirst over men. shoutout to bi women who go to queer events with their boyfriends. shoutout to bi women who reclaim "bihet" as a term of empowerment.
shoutout to bi women who are queer as fuck, love men, and are not here for anyone's bullshit.
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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
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i don't know... i think it was a magpie or something
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I’d die for them, they’d be the ones ripping my throat out, but I’d die for them
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the djinn really does live to serve,
serve cunt
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