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Magneto was Right, X-Men: The Last Stand

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New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream

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kurama? kurama

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I’m a bit late, but happy birthday Malleus!!!

He’s wearing a slightly modified version of Jareth’s ball outfit from Labyrinth because I think they’re similar in a lot of ways! 

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[footage of the inside of an ordinary Eastern-European home, taken with a handheld phone camera, the man filming is walking from the living room to the back door of the house]

man, narrating in russian: Every fucking year, this time of the year, the pond at my backyard gets infested. What do ponds get infested with? Frogs? Poisonous weeds? Geese? No. Not my pond.

[The man opens the back door, stepping out into a garden. Three or four nude, human-like figures dash from the borders of a pond back into the water.]

man: Rusalki! I don't know where they come from or how they get here, and I can't afford to hire an exterminator every year. I can't let my cat outside anymore. Last year a rusalka managed to drown a whole deer in my pond, the stench was unbearable.

[He walks as he speaks, approaching the pond. There are several eerily beautiful female beings peering at him from under the surface, their long hair floating in the murky water. Their eyes are gleaming in an unhuman way. The man holding the camera stops to film them.]

man, calm and deadpan: What the fuck are all of you staring at. Get jobs or something.

[One of the rusalki, smaller than the others and clearly not a fully matured adult, slowly reaches out of the water with her white, thin hand, grasping his ankle. He appears unconcerned.]

man: You can't drown me, you little idiot. You're too small. Shoo!

[A loud thud startles the rusalki, making them scatter. A second thud makes it clear these are the approaching footsteps of something massive. The man turns around and points the camera at what appears to be a house, walking past above the treeline with chicken-like legs]

man, now yelling: IF YOUR HOUSE SHITS ON MY YARD AGAIN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD-

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I want to stop feeling and seeing the past every time I look into my reflection, one day.

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faces behind the prosthesis

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Pasu-chan has a skeleton friend!

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I have a job, dude, I don’t have time to be online 24/7 like you do.

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No means no, you idiot.

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all of pasu-chan’s comics are based on real events that happened to me. unfortunately.

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I was sent on this Inuyasha Rewatch Journey in 2018 so that I could make this 1 (one) B99 joke.

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hi i’m the queer cousin our grandmother is

odd

To give my grandmother what credit she is due, someone was very rude to my other queer cousin and her girlfriend and apparently my grandmother did promptly inform them they could be polite or leave.

On the other hand, she remains mean to my mother and me so like. Ma'am. Will you be nicer to me if I show up with a girlfriend, or is this a favorites situation?

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“Try the greeting.”

Lol I made a thing. Based on Maleficent 2 scene

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Moral of the story (I guess?)

CH.1: Being too strict to yourself and others is just going to exhaust yourself. It’s okay to be chill and relax once in a while.

CH.2: Cheating your way to the top isn’t going to get you anywhere.

CH.3 (Assumption): You can deny your past, but you can’t change who you are. Love and respect that comes from fear isn’t going to last long.

Twisted Wonderland, aka “MC gives the dorm leaders therapy they didn’t know they needed, in a rather tough way.”

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guys shut the fuck up this is the only thing im gonna talk about for the rest of all time 

(publicly shared video of a sweetheart’s dance from Rodney Stanger on fb)