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It's absolutely hilarious to me how unhinged Apollo's love life is because on one hand he's this dashing young god being so doting and loving and kind - he's sooooo soft with Euadne, he has a gigantic polycule with the Muses, he goes head over heels for Cyrene, turns her into a naiad and gifts her a whole new city, he turns his girlfriend's sisters into goddesses so they can escape their abusive father before wingmanning Rhoio herself - all extremely sweet things.

AND THEN, you have his other lovers - one literally wept himself into a tree because he accidentally killed a sacred deer (I'm sorry, but this is so funny to me. Just imagine Pandu and Dasaratha inviting Kyparrissos into the blind-shooting club and going, "heeeyyy, you're one of us!! :D "), another dies because he is boinked by a flying frisbee from Apollo's own hands (in some cases because a very jealous wind god felt left out of a potential polycule?), a third escapes death because Apollo double dares the very drunk Fates (what.) and then sends his extremely mortal and extremely harassed half brother to fight literal death so his boyfriend slash past master won't be sad?? And he gets away with it?? Also, there is whatever that is happening with Melia but somehow even after her brother actually burns Apollo's temple, he is like "dw love, I'll still make you a goddess :P" Then he kills her brother.

Also in exactly one (1) story he impregnates a woman as a snake??? By just coiling around her? Even though he is human-like in every other case? Did he get inspired by his dad?? WHY??

Meanwhile the most popular story about the actual Greek god of love is that his girlfriend and his mother had the biggest saas-bahu quarrel to ever exist where he is involuntarily masquerading both as a unhappy son and an actual monster, and they emerged on the other side a happy family.

Like... okay. The greeks had one blorbo and they stuck to it.

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mu qing having a talent for singing/poetry would be so funny imagine you have the most beautiful voice on earth but can't use it because you're an emotionally constipated bitch

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Mu Qing has a big fight with his husband at Shi Qingxuan's lake party and goes to a forest nearby to cool down. Unfortunately he gets lost and spends hours wandering - but don't worry! he'll be found.

At first Mu Qing is relieved to finally see a familiar face, even if it's the face of Hua Cheng though he is dressed a bit too extravagant even for himself and looks even more hostile than usual. He might be pissed off his date was ruined. Xie Lian looks off too but Mu Qing has learned his lesson a long time ago - he doesn't want to know what they are up to. Cosplayforeplay or whatever.

It downs on him that he wandered far away from home when they get out of the forest and he sees his husband in armour with a fucking bow in hands, glaring at him the way his Feng Xin would never do these days.

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One push, and all your problems will go away

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do we think mei nianqing had to sit xie lian and mu qing down and go Dont Have Sex Because You Will Get Pregnant And Die

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best character from mdzs right here!!

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[“Hush now. Brother’s always going to be here.”]

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Just a little thing i wrote for the fic idea that’s been going around my head 

Jiang Cheng first realises something is wrong here when Wei Wuxian apologises.

This is… potentially embarrassing when one takes a moment to consider that Wei Wuxian has been dead for seven years.

Keep reading

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song of clarity make you lose control

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So with the donghua variation, we now have three major media canons where Nie Huaisang

A) Didn't immediately find out his brother was murdered.

B) THOUGHT HIS BROTHER'S DEATH WAS HIS FAULT because they'd been severely on the outs when Nie Mingjue had the last qi deviation.

IDK, I just think we as a fandom deserve more art and fic of Nie Huaisang wandering the Unclean Realms in the dead of night in a mourning haze, pleading forgiveness from a dead man that he doesn't actually think he deserves like a maiden in a gothic horror novel.

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I'm thinking again and this time it's about Nie Huaisang being an habitual liar. he lies about little things, he lies about big things. he lies to be more relatable, to get away with a little mischief, he lies to protect and then avenge his brother

and maybe it did all start with his brother. with Nie Mingjue, young and terrified taking Nie Huaisang aside and telling him that father isn't feeling well. that father is sick and angry and Huaisang absolutely must not make him angry. so if father asks something and Huaisang knows the answer would make him mad, it's okay to lie. it's okay to lie to protect yourself and to make sure everything is okay eventually.

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Modern AU one time 11 yo Nie Mingjue was crying because he saw a spider on the ground but no adults were around to take care of it (which is good cause past the age of six if anyone saw him cry he’d have to murder them with his bare hands) and little two year old Huaisang comes crawling by, sees the spider, picks that shit up, and eats it.

That’s when Nie Mingjue swore allegiance to him for life. It’s why they’re so close. NMJ owes him so many life debts. NHS has eaten so many bugs over the years.

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are you going to make a weapon for nhs's fan or is ig going to still be a fan in your au?

as infinitely cool as weaponised fans are, i do feel like it pretty much defeats the point of nhs having the fan if it’s just, you know, a funky looking weapon

because the nies are mandalorians in my au, I was thinking of having nhs lean less towards the traditional warrior role and be more of an armourer? (hi non star wars fans who are somehow still reading this: mandalorians are a people who wear armour made out of an almost indestructible metal called beskar, which has huge cultural importance for them. armourers handle and forge that beskar and it’s an extremely respected role.) i feel like that suits nhs’ preference for the arts. except instead of forging armour, he’s like, hey, don’t you think there are... slightly more interesting things we could do with beskar... lots of delicate engravings and maybe some intricate little things like a beskar fan

being an armourer is still super respected and very mandalorian but maybe not when you’re a clan heir and your brother is expecting you to lead your people into battle one day. similar to how nhs’ canon hobbies aren’t exactly inappropriate for someone of his status, but they aren’t what his brother expects of him because of their particular family legacy. the unconventional use of the precious beskar doesn’t help. i also think it works for outsiders not believing he’s a threat because they don’t have that cultural respect for armourers so they just see him as little more than a jewellerymaker

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one conversation leads to another and then suddenly you have Nie Huaisang sprawled on a horse

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jgy/stairs

Op where's the fic

name a more tragic, romantic, and bittersweet love affair than Jgy and stairs, I’m waiting

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I continue to ignore the fact that I don't have a proper editing software, let's go

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If the untamed were set in the modern era, nhs would definitely be a corset top and velvet maxi skirt kind of bitch