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It’s a shame that at no point Katniss sang pure as a driven snow cuz like that would’ve been that man’s last fucking straw
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It’s a shame that at no point Katniss sang pure as a driven snow cuz like that would’ve been that man’s last fucking straw
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When youve been a writer for long enough, commas become more of a spiritual practice than a grammatical one.
Could I explain the actual rules of how they’re used? Absolutely not.
Do I rely on sensing a tremor in the force to tell me where to use them? Yes and this has never failed me even once.
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The Real Folk Blues: Part 1
Spike plans to fake his own death as a way to finally escape the Syndicate. He asks Julia to run away with him and start a new life. But Julia understands the danger — walking away won’t be as simple as slipping into the shadows.
She does attempt to let him down gently. But he is insistent. Julia relents, albeit hesitantly, for no other reason than she loves him.
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The Real Folk Blues - Part 2
“Spike and Julia fight with Vicious’s subordinates. They make a perfect team, and together they are able to escape Annie’s shop. But the moment Julia lets her guard down a single bullet pierces her body!”
-Cowboy Bebop Guide, Book 6, Page 46
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The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil
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ao3 tumblr is like a deity people run to when in distressed otherwise forgotten
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scientists say ao3 can identify true desperation in users and use it to torture them during maintenance
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someone should make a social network (2010) style biopic movie about the rise and fall of panic! at the disco because it's literally the same story. young awkward nerdy guys in the early 2000s make something cool and then have the worst friendship breakup of all time that's reminiscent of a divorce and now decades later the thing they made is lame as fuck. one guy became evil after they split up and the other guy disappeared off of the face of the earth. every man involved was so misogynistic that the story has undertones of a doomed gay relationship (a comically large hook drags me off stage and I am shot like a lame horse)
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I do genuinely always think about the opening scene of the social network being Jessie Eisenberg as Mark Zuckerberg being openly rude, disrespectful, smarmy and misogynistic to Rooney Mara's character and she responds with the now iconic line that he will very probably be very successful and will go through life thinking that people don't like him because he's a nerd but actually people don't like him because he's an asshole and that this interaction is how the movie is framed and even bookended, with Mark in the final scene trying to request her as a friend on Facebook but she as far as we know doesn't accept. And everything in the movie only serves to prove her right, that he is successful and smart but ultimately an asshole who built his success on comparing women to farm animals out of spite for her. This is literally the opening sequence of the film, the main interaction it's framed around and it baffles me that there are people who view The Social Network (2010) as some kind of lionisation of Facebook's creation, and not one of the most prescient cautionary tales about misogyny and technocracy of our time. To this day, the only thing Zuckerberg actually disputes about the film is that actually he married a woman he met in college. Nothing else. He disputes nothing else. No movie has aged better than The Social Network (2010) and I do actually sincerely wish that wasn't the case.
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WHY DOES AO3 HAVE TO GO DOWN DURING MY BEDTIME STORIES HOUR
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a social network sequel written by aaron sorkin was NOT on my 2025 bingo card
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so glad the moral of a story abt fighting capitalism is that capitalism always wins and the bad guys will come out on top every time!!!
who gives a shit abt having """hopeful""" endings? just have every single good person died and then let your antagonist go free!!
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Junho suddenly becoming a dad and a billionaire is the funniest shit ever
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