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its my birthday yay

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so i guess today i disrupted the UN "ai for good" summit and got arrested with a friend

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Nessie @raccoonmilf, founder of the original Dashcon (who came up with the idea at 15 and then had the project hijacked by a bunch of adults who exploited her for child labor 😭) in a Marie-Antoinette-inspired Ball Pit Queen outfit constructed by herself + me as Yugioh Robespierre, at the incredible post-cringe redemption that was Dashcon 2.

We did NOT plan this coincidence but once we realized it we did plan that little failed revolution quelled by Sir @strange-aeons at the Closing Ceremony!

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What if Prowl was left alone at first? What if Jazz made it to the end, beat Bombshell, ate his soup and cake, then left? That was his entire motivation in the first place, after all. Getting to go home was his only goal for (presumably) a long time, I have a hard time believing he'd give that up immediately. What if he leaves for a few years even, and Prowl had nothing better to do so he went to "sleep"? And while Prowl was sleeping, a war started outside and Jazz ended up building Autobot Special Operations from scratch? Maybe during the recruiting process Jazz would find a lot of people with the talent and potential to be exceptional spies and assassins, but he doesn't have the means or them money to train them; until he remembers Prowl. Maybe he brings Orion, Ironhide, and Ratchet to meet Prowl while Jazz asks him for help. They walk in the front door to find complete darkness, the entire building seeming abandoned. Then lights start coming on. Prowl is very, *very* smart, so of course he set up some sort of sensor to wake him up when someone came in. Imagine his surprise when his cameras and microphones finally come back online and he sees Jazz.

OH YOU’RE COOKINGGG

OKAY WHAT IF ALSO. Hear me out.

I'm imagining that like. Jazz has other responsibilities right. He HAS TO be with his people, they NEED him. So when Bombshell is defeated Jazz is like "alright now it's one of two options. Either I have to leave or I tell my people to move in."

And Prowl is like "NO ABSOLUTELY NOT." Because after everything he's been through he doesn't believe that those people won't try anything shady like rewriting his code or removing him from the complex entirely.

So they say goodbye and Jazz goes to find the other Autobots and Prowl obviously stays where he is because he literally cannot leave the building when he IS the building.

That is. Until the war gets really bad for the Autobots and their other base is completely fucking destroyed and there's A LOT of them with nowhere to go. Decepticons are REALLY close to tracking them down and destroying them completely so Jazz crosses his fingers and goes "Hey I know a place...."

They arrive to the complex and it has the whole GIANT and super elaborate weapons and security system with tons of guns and aaaall that stuff is immediately gets pointed right at them. So Jazz crosses his fingers again and slowly approaches one of the cameras and like "H-hey it's been a while and I know you don't want anyone here but...I really need your help."

Heh now I really want a scene where Prowl is like. Okay fine I can't leave them to die those are Jazz's friends. Lemme open the doors.

Guh what is that they're all soaking wet after the rain? Lemme warm up the rooms a bit.

Half of them are injured! Where's the medical kits! Oh no I think they might be hungry as well. Need to find those food packets. And perhaps pick up some clothes while I'm at it. And organize enough beds! I need more beds! And hot water! I need to warm up the water! There's so much stuff I need to make a spreadsheet

And he keeps doing that while the Autobots are completely in awe because HOLY SHIT the house is alive and is actively trying to be a good host.

Also absolutely mysteriously. Jazz already has his own personal towel and toothbrush there.

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This is yuri, methinks

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Just another brick in the wall.

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Thinking about an autobot who's disguised as a local bus who accidentally becomes the focus of several local urban legends

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Timeline where Megatron writes fanfiction under an online pseudonym + timeline where Megatron writes poetry and political essays under a different pseudonym = Megatron mixing up his drafts and updating his newest noblespark fic with a critique of the overarching cybertronian medical system

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I feel like Gen Z has the same relationship with misinformation that the Silent Generation had to disease. The problem is that with Scarlet fever you either get better or die, and with misinformation you get better or you get hired by the Daily Wire

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bro is it parasocial to experience art

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tfw you try to assert dominance over a rogue secunit and end up traumatizing it instead. and then becoming bffs.

throwing my hat into the ring of artistic depictions of art! thoughts below

i generally prefer less organic, more abstract/digital depictions of art, so I decided to go with something resembling a camera/telescope lens, with more surrounding it since it can see and hear everything inside it (telescope because of its space mapping function and to set it apart from murderbot's function, surveillance). Which is also why the cameras pointing toward it have the telescope-like thingies at the top. And then all the sun rays are in reference to its name (perihelion). You can see parts of its lenses kind of resembling planets orbiting a fun. Then the circuitry and star maps in the background!

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Happy 10 years anniversary to gay marriage becoming a fundamental right across the U.S.!!! we love you supreme court ruling Obergefell v. Hodges, and we will fight for you!

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They should let me make an Odyssey movie so I can fulfill my lifelong dream of having the Phaeacians interrogate Odysseus' tale like they're cross examining a witness

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Projecting my period cramps onto Gilgamesh king of Uruk

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“It's just a small handful of ibuprofen, and it will help the words fade away."

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when u move out you can go to a living room and use your phone there instead of being in your bedroom. it's allowed