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Sorry guys i can't go to the

Flex tape and celery eating competition.

my mom says no because my sibling is allergic to celery cause it mAkEs tHeIr mOuTh fEeL wEird well

eat parmesan, micah.

( @oh-deer-cartoons )

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Ok so

You know how lasagna in the microwave never gets hot in the middle? After you microwave most of it take the middle out and put it on the edges so it gets heated- boom. Hot lasagna.

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I DIDNT GET A SCREENSHOT OF IT BUT MY PHONE JUST SAID MY CONNECTION WENT BLOOP?

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???

WHY DID MY CONNECTION WENT BLOOP???

WHAT?? DOES THIS MEAN??

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Spibernam ogniong wrinb

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hey guys this is my new boyfriend

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Me: *shows my mom a meme*

My mom: *laughs*

Me:

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Hey so why do people on Instagram be like "DOUBLE TAP TO COMPLETE THE PICTURE!!"

Like i know its just to get clout but im yet to see a picture where the heart actually lines up where its supposed to.

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a small thing while i work on commissions and portfolio shi 

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you ever just die in minecraft by going into a pit of lava and would just really fucking love if you could do the same in real life?

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I wanna be nailed to a cross except its not a cross its just a wall that im ductaped securely to with cool graffiti on it and when i die someone somehow manages to grow mushrooms on my arms and then my skeleton becomes like a cool garden thingy with radical graffiti art behind me that looks like something miles from spiderverse would make

Can someone pls make that happen :(

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Guys we have to save the earth because if we don't then we won't have enough time to rewatch Spiderverse 363727473929 times

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To clarify- this is not MY skeleton from my body- its just one i adopted.

Check out my little brother's skeleton

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All blonde boy ocs look the same

-Twink

-Blue eyes

-Personality is a softie

-Probably pale as fuck

Like???? The fuck-?

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I'm suddenly craving spaghetti and garlic bread

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@ my spotify playlist

Can u pls don't play all my sad songts rn :(