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Hmmm. Is this working..? I believe that drop might have done something more significant than I anticipated.

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Thank you, Jingo. I did not particularly want to live in close quarters with every other castaway for the entirety of a trip through deep space..

I’ve been hearing an excess of news about the status of the S.S. Shepherd tonight- are we leaving soon? This is all so sudden.. I have quite a few things I need to finish up before I’m comfortable getting home.

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I’ve been hearing an excess of news about the status of the S.S. Shepherd tonight- are we leaving soon? This is all so sudden.. I have quite a few things I need to finish up before I’m comfortable getting home.

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Ah. Um.

I have absolutely no clue how you ended up in the communal dryer if my intuition is correct, but I’ll come unlatch the door for you.. Just a moment while I get my shoes on.

MY FRIEND I AM SO DRY PLEASE RELEASE ME FROM THE LINT CHAMBER, APHID IS SUMMONING VISIONS

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Oh my stars- WIZARD! I didn’t have a clue where you had gone! I was so worried.. I’ll come get you right away small one, where exactly are you? What is the ‘lint chamber’?? Dear me, I’m so sorry I didn’t try to find you sooner.

..You mentioned Aphid. He’s not saying anything unsavory is he..? That. That doesn’t matter right now. I’ll be right there.

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MY FRIEND I AM SO DRY PLEASE RELEASE ME FROM THE LINT CHAMBER, APHID IS SUMMONING VISIONS

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Oh my stars- WIZARD! I didn’t have a clue where you had gone! I was so worried.. I’ll come get you right away small one, where exactly are you? What is the ‘lint chamber’?? Dear me, I’m so sorry I didn’t try to find you sooner.

..You mentioned Aphid. He’s not saying anything unsavory is he..? That. That doesn’t matter right now. I’ll be right there.

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do you listen to jay eazy

I’m afraid I’ve never heard of this “Jay Eazy” fellow before, but now that I have been informed there’s a chance I’ll give a listen to whatever he has to offer. Does he produce music, or some sort of other auditorial media?

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What's your most irrational fear?

That is.. A much more intimate topic than I am willing to share on a public platform. I apologize in advance for my lack of response, and hope that the answers which have been provided to prior questions are a sufficient substitute.

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How am I going to sue a spider. A spider! What did I just get myself into. Of course I want to help, that’s my entire purpose- but this is not like anything I’ve seen before! Oh dear.. Excellent work, Lacy.

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HELLOHI INEED TTO. sue a.. sppider. thhing. i canppay in. nectars. murdder crimes andsuchh. pllease help?

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This is certainly not an easy case to pursue.. Even fathoming how you’re still existing as a dead person is a bit. Difficult? Not that I’m judging- the circumstances on this planet are still quite new to me. Hmmm..

If you have enough evidence I can absolutely help gather things together for a case! Although the lack of court here may make a fair trial.. Complicated to say the least.

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Do you want to be my boyfriend okay I got this i got this

do you wanna be my big sweaty guardian alpha boyfriend

What. Does this mean. Any of it. Do you not have a wife?? I was officiating the ceremony???

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who is it who is it who is it who is it who

He’s someone I met on a short excursion early on in my career as a lawyer; I don’t particularly associate him with any good memories back on my home planet, as has been made abundantly clear. That is all. If I talk too much it might land me somewhere.. Unpleasant.

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Any enemies back home?

I don’t particularly like to consider anyone an enemy, but I can definitely think of at least one person back home who I hold immense disdain for.

…It is probably in my best interests not to speak any further on this point.

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Alright, thank you very much. I’ll keep my communications channel open for whenever you’re ready to get in touch.

I wouldn’t mind taking up your offer as long as there’s no grubs brought anywhere near my sleeping space- that is if you’d have me, of course! I don’t want to intrude by any means.

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ofc I’ll have you over man, it’s no trouble at all. I’ll have to tidy up a bit… just to make sure you won’t be sleeping near any of my uh,, fun stuff. Shouldn’t take too long, I’ll call you when it’s all good.

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Do you know how to identify plants? Forage, etc?

It may be surprising coming from someone with a job typically associated with the city, but I grew up on the countryside. So I do in fact know how to identify much of Karut’s native flora! Or, at least to some degree.

I left most complicated foraging matter to my siblings after I made myself sick eating a poisonous mushroom that looked incredibly similar to an edible one. It’s surprising how deceiving nature can be sometimes. As the oldest, I always looked over their pickings anyways, but.. Well. Yes. I can.

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Please don’t do that…

Does anyone know if we have a good restful sleep tonight in the S.S. Shepherd. Or are the vents going to start rattling again.

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Does anyone know if we have a good restful sleep tonight in the S.S. Shepherd. Or are the vents going to start rattling again.