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I need him so bad

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cd pngs! no credit required .

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top 10 best things to say when you're convincing a doctor that you're a human

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Heaven Official's Blessing except I haven't read the book, remember nothing of the donghua, and saw a few spoilers.

This is the first part of this relatively long project in which I attempt to retell what I remember of TGCF before I read the books. For this project, I have to do everything from memory, so I can't look at references for the characters, or see summary of any sorts. BUT! I do want to enjoy this story as much as possible when I DO read it. So please avoid spoilers as much as possible in the replies, the reblogs and the tags (I can see them all).

Hope you enjoy it !

First Part | >>Next Part>> | Final Part

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Binggeyuan AU where the yandere kidnapping doesn't quite go according to plan.

Bingge originally planning to go in scoop up SY and return to his world only...Shen Yuan is clearly not well and delicate and he can't give him his blood yet, he needs a meal first.

Bingge just going househusband mode, he argues that he's wooing SY and things will go smoother when he's home... plus it''s nice to have time with him without the harem trying to interrupt or some random uprising.

Then Shen Yuan's siblings how up and 'WHAT DO YOU MEAN DEMON MAIN CHARACTER FROM THE NOVEL YOU 'HATE READ' IS REAL'

' DON'T LIE WE HAVE ALL SEEN THE MERCH PILE YOU TRY AND HIDE WE KNOW IT'S HIM'

Only... then they see 'Shen Yuan is eating...meals? Actual multiple meals a day?? he's healthier??' and see Bingge taking care of him and clearly smitten and all collectively decide to ignore the demonic was a web novel character thing and just 'Welcome to the family'

Bingge's not sure what happened to the original plan when he's sitting in the family home later his future mother and father in law gushing over his food and his mother in law insisting to help wedding plan.

He decides househusband in chill world where he can spend all time with his husband and has been adopted into loving family who care about him and not his status or power is far preferable to PIDW... so he just nopes out and does not go back.

No responsibilities just time with husband.

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3830 hjyj

when past and future meet

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canon My S Class Hunters plot and natural han yoojin reaction

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Peak Lord meeting

Yue Qingyuan: How about we switch our current piping system to lead pipes- they're much more malleable and sealed. It'd be a great investment.

Shang Qinghua, who barely passed science but does remember some stuff: Hmmm how about we don't.

Out on a mission

Qi Qingqi: And when did he begin to take a turn for the worse

Tearful wife: around the time his doctor prescribed him medicine for his illness

Shang Qinghua, squinting at the label on the bottle: does that say arsenic

Shang Qinghua, sidling up to Mu Qingfang: hey how attached are you to the use of mercury as a treatment for constipation.

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Diana Wynne Jones wins big once again for understanding that the funniest way to write an isekai/portal fantasy is from the point of view of the people living in the fantasy world who look at the character who got isekai’d from our world and are like ‘WHAT is that guy’s deal???’

Howl/Howell stumbling back into his moving castle drunk after a night with his rugby bros is like the second funniest scene in that book, closely followed by poor Sophie getting reverse isekai’d and taking a day trip to Wales and suffering the terrible ordeal of a ride in a car.

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i need them to hang out actually

[ID: to the left is 3zun, to the right is yueliujiu.

3zun: jgy smiles tauntingly at sqq (sj) while clutching nmj’s arm. nmj has a placating hand on jgy’s own, looking to be in the middle of telling him to stop. he is not used to jgy intentionally causing trouble. beside nmj is lxc, sharing bright smiles with yqy.

yueliujiu: sqq clutches his opened fan, glaring at jgy from above his nose. his mouth is very slightly open, as if muttering shit talk. lqg has an arm around sqq’s back and a hand on sqq’s wrist, trying in vain to calm him down. while used to sqq causing trouble, he is not used to being the one to calm things down. beside lqg, yqy is being his happy smiley self.

in the background, nhs and lmy are holding hands and giggling among a pile of yellow books. the word “JOY!” with the O replaced with 🔞 is above them. END ID.]

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they want you to make fried rice

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i love when i can smell my perfume on myself like damn girl you smell delicious

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A boy and his cow🌾

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“Hey, kiddo.”

Dick and Damian Week Day 4: Reunion!

a scene from the lovely fic soft clocks by dustorange!

Side effects of being revived by Lex Luthor may include amnesia, going undercover into a high-level espionage agency, not recognizing your family, fighting your family, and dealing with the emotional weight and guilt associated with encountering said family. Ask your doctor if being revived by Lex Luthor is right for you. (a.k.a. Dick has amnesia during his time at Spyral. The family grapples with finding out he's alive. Dick grapples with finding out he has a family. Inspired by this post by bigskydreaming.)

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