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procrastinating chores with mushroom embroidery? YEP

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Me: I write for three people only: me, myself, and I

Also me: LIKES? REBLOGS? COMMENTS? ANYTHING!?! Was it… WAS IT GOOD?!? DID SOMEONE LIKE IT!?!?

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Asmo likes to tell people that Satan learned nothing from him (have you SEEN his CLOTHES!?) but he actually walks exactly like Asmo when he's not thinking about it. It took a long time to break the habit, but Asmo would often walk him to beautiful spots without people so he could spend time with nature and Satan unconsciously mimics it, so whenever he's walking with his head stuck in a book (and occasionally when he's out with Asmo) he walks like a twink and no one can change my mind

Why do I have the feeling that Satan shakes his legs when he's thinking especially hard.

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Lilith: How many kids do you have?

Eda: Well, I guess Luz is mine until she goes back so...1?

King: Eda! Amity took my blanket again!

Amity: Luz needs it

Willow: Wait, that's MY blanket

Gus: Nuh-uh, yours is blue with circles on it. These are clearly ovals.

King: That's because it's MINE

Hunter: *pouts* You say that about everything, and Gus is using illusion magic on the blanket because it's MINE

Lilith: *looks at Eda*

Eda: Shut up

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When Beel's nightmares get bad, Belphie climbs into bed with him. When his nightmares are really bad, Satan will read them to sleep. When they've been really REALLY bad, Mammon, Levi and Asmo meet them downstairs and watch a movie.

Lucifer always feels guilty about the nightmares, so he stocks the kitchen with extra sleep-friendly foods.

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MC: *turns*

MC: *sees Mammon and Levi frozen in place holding a large pumpkin*

MC: *sighs and walks away*

Mammon: STAYING STILL WORKS MC DIDN'T SEE US

Levi: *slaps him over the head* Stop yelling or they'll notice.

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MC: IT'S HALLOWEEN!

Lucifer: It's October 1st.

MC: HALLOWEEEEEEEEEN

Lucifer: MC, this is the Devildom. We don't have-

Asmo, dressed like a sexy cat: HALLOWEEN!

Mammon: GET SPOOOOOOKY

Satan: GET FUCKED LUCIFER IT'S HALLOWEEN NOW

Lucifer: *sigh*

Diavolo, kicking open the front door: LOOK LUCIFER I'M A SEXY NURSE *flexes*

MC: Happy Halloween to us all

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Based off of @allieinwriterland ‘ post

because I have no self control. Happy Halloween 😂🎃

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Lucifer: MC, what are you doing?

MC: *holding an unlabelled cardboard box* Preparing.

Lucifer: For what?

MC: Daylight savings is making Halloween last 25 hours this year.

Lucifer: *raging internally*

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Obey Me Headcanon

Mammon does illegal car races for fun and after Asmo found out he started showing up in booty shorts and heels to start the races. They let him bc Mammon (unknown to Asmo) made it clear that anyone who messed with his little brother would be taken round back.

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Hello! If your requests are still open, may I request headcannons of the demon brothers, and maybe Diavolo, with an MC that is surprisingly (and a bit scarily) really strong and will pick them up? Like, one that will pick them up and hold them in any way, such as cradling, piggyback ride, carrying them over their shoulder, etc. I just thought it would be interesting to imagine their reactions to that situation, especially Lucifer and Diavolo. I hope this isn't too weird of a request. Thank you!

Hi! It's posted now, hope you like it :) Dw, the request is not weird at all, I enjoyed writing it xx Thanks for requesting, it's way easier to write when someone tells me what to do rn lol

https://allieinwriterland.tumblr.com/post/660028128275595264/obey-me-preferences-15-surprisingly-strong-mc

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Obey Me Preferences #15 - Surprisingly Strong MC

Lucifer He never thought you would be this strong, not looking at you. And yet here he is, in your arms, completely confused and frozen. It’s not until you put him down that he gets mad about it, going into his demon form to threaten your life should you ever dare to pick him up again. He puffs up his feathers to make himself seem bigger and more intimidating, meanwhile Belphie and Satan are laughing their asses off in the other side of the house at the picture they took. Lucifer wouldn’t kill you, and would begin to appreciate your help with physically managing his brothers, but he would hate even the idea that you can pick him up. The only time you can get away with this is when he’s so sleep-deprived he barely knows what is going on beyond the stacks of paper on his desk, and only then can you gently pick him up in a princess carry and take him to bed.

Mammon No, don’t start this with him. I’m telling you, do not. He will constantly ask for piggybacks, and I mean constantly. He’ll ask for a piggyback from the common room to the front door, from the table in the coffee shop to the counter, from one chair to another. Any excuse he can find he uses because he loves holding on tight to you, burying his head in your neck, knowing every second you carry him is another second his scent is transferring to you and vice versa. Also, he is just lazy, but he does genuinely love it for the other reasons first, and he definitely uses it to show off to his brothers. He will try and make comments, sometimes dirty, mostly just being superior, but it’s easily taken care of if you tell him you’ll refuse to give him piggybacks.

Leviathan Do you want to kill him? Like do you actually want him to have a heart attack when you pick him up? Once you try, he’s just frozen, but not like Lucifer, more like a dead rabbit. His entire body is locked in place, you could probably balance him on one hand. Inside his mind is a rambling mess of thoughts about how you’re amazing and strong and he’s a worthless otaku. It takes hours to calm him down, but after that he kinda gets used to you picking him up when you feel like it (of course his jealousy over Mammon and Asmo has nothing to do with it). He does ask for a warning though, and you mostly oblige. One time you forget to warn him and pick him up from behind, and the surprise means his Grand Admiral skills come back. He quickly subdued you, thankfully realising it was you and not a demon naval officer, but it was a side of Levi you’d never seen before.

Satan He's nonchalant about it. If you really want to, you can pick him up, but why bother? He’s capable of walking, and has no particular fondness or distaste for it so his reaction is just mild surprise and that’s it. However he does appreciate your strength because to him, it means you can help him carry large stacks of books home from the bookshop, or he can foist his stacks onto yours when he sees a cat and not worry that it’s too heavy. Yes, you become a packhorse for this man. But he always thanks you with some quality time reading together.

Asmodeus Are you kidding? Asmo is LIVING for this. Likes to go to the gym with you and watch as you lift weights, and much like Mammon will try anything for you to carry him. Constantly flirts, obvs, look who we’re talking about, and he likes to wear long gowns to convince you to carry him so the hem doesn’t get dirty. When he’s not in your arms, he’s ogling them, but if you ask him to stop then he will (reluctantly ofc, but he’s a demon who respects consent). He is very dramatic about asking you to carry him, mostly so you know the ‘reason’ is just an excuse. “Oh MC! I’ve hurt my ankle! How am I supposed to go to RAD and bless everyone with my beauty? If only there was a strong human around who could carry me the rest of the way!” Meanwhile his ankle is completely fine as he skips over to drape himself on you. After you show him Dirty Dancing he is constantly launching himself at you to recreate that lift. Good luck.

Beelzebub Much like Satan, isn’t bothered by it. Being carried just isn’t necessary, but if it makes you happy, he’ll let you. You cannot do a fireman carry, Beel is WAY too tall for it, but a princess carry is just fine. Once he sees you carrying a bunch of books for Satan, he asks if you’ll help him carry his snacks, and who can say no to him? He realises that you can carry Belphie too, and often asks you to carry Belphie back to their room if you see him sleeping somewhere he shouldn’t.

Belphegor Another one who loves it. The second you pick him up he falls asleep against your chest, a vice-like grip stopping you from separating the two of you. Will ask you to carry him everywhere also, but unlike Mammon and Asmo, it’s just so he can sleep longer. Belphie is impervious to your grumbles, but now you have to mediate between three demon brothers about who you carry to/from RAD. Belphie nearly always loses, just because he’s always half asleep, until he found out that if you pick him up to get him out of bed, he can simply refuse to let go and you end up taking him to RAD. Mammon got so jealous of this, he then latched onto your back, so good luck figuring that out.

Diavolo He delights in it. Dia thinks it is the most wonderful thing in the world. Doesn’t want to abuse it, but seriously, pick him up. He giggles and grins and it’s like when a big dog is cuddling in your lap like a puppy. He may occasionally ask for piggybacks, which probably make him look like he’s on a step-stool (I don’t care how tall you are, this is a GIANT) and Lucifer is always appalled at the sight. It’s common when you greet each other to hug, and then you lift him up just to remind him you can. Seriously, Diavolo adores it very time.

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MC: Alright Dia, how's it goin', alright?

Diavolo: I'm perfectly well thank you, and yourself?

MC: Bit knackered to be honest with ya, butt

Lucifer: Did she just call him BUTT

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Lucifer: MC, what is this?

MC: A lemon.

Lucifer: Why did you give it to me?

MC: No reason Lulu *snaps a picture*

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Yes I re-read my own fics because I wrote them for ME

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Me: *buys a new book*

My Unread Pile: 👀😭😱😌😡😠😾👁🙅✋

Me: *buys another book while avoiding looking at them*