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Hey, remember that time in the emperor's new groove where isma rips someone face off with her teeth? That was fucking crazy.

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I tell em how I see em.

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It is infinitely funny to me that Abe Lincoln is simultaneously known as the "Wore a massive fuckoff hat" and the "got shot in the head" president.

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Told the pet store employee I thought their Padawan braid was super cool and tried to strike up a conversation about star wars.

On an entirely unrelated note, I was today years old when I learned what a "rat tail" is.

Time to look for a new pet store.

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Me: Why was Sabine being trained by Ahsoka? There was never an indication that she had force-sensitivity!

Huyang: Out of all the thousands of padawans I have trained… Sabine sucks ass the most. She is not very force sensitive.

Me: Oh, thanks Huyang!

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Ahsoka: “she took it off the ship when I explicitly told her not to!!”

*insert montage of all the times Ahsoka explicitly did what Anakin told her not to*

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People who are complaining about Ahsoka because the "acting is stiff"... have we been watching the same movies? Because I can't think of a single live action star wars property to date (besides andor). That doesn't have stiff acting. I thought we just understood that that was to be expected when watching star wars.

The fact that someone has managed to watch movies 1-9, Mando, Rogue One, and Solo and is just NOW complaining about stiff acting endlessly baffles me.

If stiff acting is a deal breaker for you. Might I suggest star wars is the wrong thing to be watching?

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My whole childhood, cishet people kept telling me to "grow a pair." They were quite insistent. But when I went and grew me some milkers, some real bazoingas. I'm talking full on honka donkas. Suddenly IM THE BAD GUY

Like my brother in christ, I was just following instructions.

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This post is about rat poison btw

Centuries later, the lesson of the ark of the covenant remains woven into humanity's being.

We cannot forget this truth which dwells in our bones, whispering to our very souls. One rarely forgets the awe invoked by that which invites touch yet invokes death through horrible, tantalizing temptation.

Yes, we have learned this lesson well. And so we follow in our creators' footsteps, doling out temptation and suffering by the same hand. Forever engaged in a perverse, innate striving towards our own deification.

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Centuries later, the lesson of the ark of the covenant remains woven into humanity's being.

We cannot forget this truth which dwells in our bones, whispering to our very souls. One rarely forgets the awe invoked by that which invites touch yet invokes death through horrible, tantalizing temptation.

Yes, we have learned this lesson well. And so we follow in our creators' footsteps, doling out temptation and suffering by the same hand. Forever engaged in a perverse, innate striving towards our own deification.

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Something very transfeminine in the way the coffee machine in this office gives a weak little dribble of coffee whilst whining extremely loudly when i press its buttons

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Gwen has incurable tgirl swag

gwen's dad has a trans flag on his uniform. AND gwen has one in her room as we all know. idk how much more explicit you can get with a character being trans outside of gwen just going "im trans". gwen's entire story in this movie feels so so so much like a daughter coming out to her father too

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do you have ties to philly or are you just an enthusiast of our fucked up little blorbo

Just an enthusiast lol

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How many nuns could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?