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Richie is simply fucking vibing bro

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it’s their love language 💓

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Inej Ghafa

She was not a lynx or a spider or even the Wraith. She was Inej Ghafa, and her future was waiting above.

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‘You aren’t alone at the table anymore, Vanya’

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Klaus Hargreeves my baby

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Run boy, run!

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Hey guys, if you’re interested I’m helping run an online convention! We’re looking for writers and artists to be vendors (must be 16+ and have a patreon or take commissions) or featured guests!

We’re letting people into the server! Have a look in the linktree for the discord and our other social media links :) 

https://linktr.ee/satcon2020

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currently writing that Witcher game + Witcher show crossover where I drop kick the characterizations from the show into quests from the game and I am absolutely channeling my hatred for traveling in Skellige through Jaskier

if u've never played the game running around Skellige is the bane of my whole fuckin existence bc if you havent found fast travel check points yet ur fuckin fucked

u either swim to the other islands or take a boat and my stupid ass always gets my boat trashed by mother fuckin sirens, or im so busy watching the sirens swim next to my boat or watching for whales i fuckin demolish it on some rocks

also u can't just climb over mountains. Geralt can't climb for shit. I do get some sick skateboard slides out of him sometimes when he decides I'm a fuckin moron at the controls and that I clearly don't understand how mountains fucking work. So u gotta go around the mountains or walk on paths and I hate that because I'm a mother fuckin Witcher my stupid ass should be able to climb straight over some fuckin mountains but no

Also good thing roach keeps the single collective brain cell between her and Geralt bc if she didn't the amount of times I would madly gallop over the side of a cliff face I didn't realize was there would be absurd. But luckily roach is like ya dumbass and stops before they both careen over some cliffs and straight into a siren nest

Anyways I'm writing about the possession quest bc it's one of the quests that had me literally screaming

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Been replaying through the Witcher 3 on my PlayStation and keep thinking of crossing over some of the quest plotlines w the show characterizations. I'm in Skellige ATM so:

- The Cave of Dreams! First of all Jaskier is hilariously high as shit bc the trick to the cave of dreams is hallucinogens. They go through everyone's fears and Jaskier and Geralt are simultaneously afraid of the Wild Hunt killing off the other bc they’re in love w each other but have A Lot going on. So they just casually hallucinate abt the other getting fucking murdered by the Wild Hunt and then wake up afterwards like oh cool cool cool Luckily Blueboy Lugos and his crew had enough bad assery to destroy the hallucinations so Geralt and Jaskier don't just die in the cave

- The ice giant with Hjalmar an Craite? Dude that ice giant is fucking scary as all hell. They make it to the fuckin boat in the middle of the island w the crazy dude who talks to skulls and Geralt yanks Jaskier behind a rock just as the fucking ice giant walks up to feed the sirens. They end up awkwardly pressed together behind the rock, totally frozen bc that thing is gonna fuck em up. And then later when they get to the Giants lair and Jaskier is not useless bc I said so and he frees Vigi the Loon after Geralt accidentally wakes the giant by stepping in some goddamned snow

- Or that motherFUCKING place of power at the very top of a god damned mountain and how fucking annoyed it makes Geralt to try to kill sirens while balancing on a three foot ledge. Luckily Jaskier has learned how to use a crossbow VERY well and they manage, only for Jaskier to slip most of the way up and dangle dramatically for his life, clinging to Geralt's one hand only for a siren to pop out of literally nowhere and Geralt learns the hard way that fighting one handed while his friends life hangs in the balance is not awesome

Don't even get me started with fuckin velen quests. The bloody baron? The ladies of the wood? Jaskier and Geralt definitely fuck on a stuffed unicorn

There are so many funky quests that would just be more hilarious and interesting if Jaskier was traveling (as a bard but also as a Useful Companion who has picked up a lot of skill from Geralt and Cerri and Yenn and Triss etc) with Geralt through all this absolute balls dick crazy shit

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BEST FRIEND SHIT Ola and Adam do together, because i said so:

Ola goes to him for advice and he’s like listen i’m going to give you the advice but don’t expect it to be good. Ola still takes the advice seriously. Often enough, the advice is good.

Maureen asks Adam what color to re-paint his sad grey room and when he’s all like “i don’t care, i don’t know, leave me alone” Ola goes NO WAIT A MINUTE- and helps him pick a color (it’s green) (she helps him paint).

Adam understands when it’s time to let out her Rage™, he goes oooh boy here we fucking go and just hands her the bat.

They went to a punk concert with Lily and Eric and they were genuinely the only ones who had any fun. Some things they keep for themselves. Adam keeps the ticket stubs.

Ola is his tutor at school. She never gets upset when he doesn’t understand. Not feeling judged, he tries harder.

When Adam gets his first B for Science, Ola borrows Jakob’s car, picks Adam up, and they aren’t seen for 24 hours straight. Some say they went to a casino. They refuse to tell anybody what happened during those 24 hours. It’s better that nobody knows.

Ola shares her love for comic books. She MAKES him read Tank Girl and he thinks it’s, and I quote, “cool”. Ola is overjoyed: that means he loved it.

OF COURSE, they make it a point to be hired together, this time in a cinema. They see all the movies for free. Ola knows all the directors. Adam listens.

For her birthday, Adam goes online and googles “best documentaries of the 2010s” and buys her like 10 DVDs. She loves the present so much she wants to watch them all with him. Adam runs away.

“Adam?” 

“………..” 

“Adam are you awake?” 

“…………” 

“ADAM?” 

“…..what.” 

“Do you think hummingbirds ever get tired of flapping their wings?”

They both go to IKEA with Jakob. Adam tries to say the names of the items and furniture and Jakob mutters complains in swedish, to himself. Jakob says he finds Adam “dumb, but harmless” to Adam’s face. In english.

Maureen is so happy her son has a friend that every time Ola visits she makes her tea, biscuits, a smoothie, pie, fruit salads. Ola compliments her outfits. 

They cover for each other when shit goes down and keep each other’s secrets. Ola covers for Adam, Adam covers for Ola.

If Ola whispers “what a prick” to herself while listening to Otis, Adam will go “hmm-hm”, they’ll look at each other and they’ll fist bump. They fist bump often. 

Adam sends Ola memes at 3am with only “look” as a caption. She gets them only like half the time and shows them to Lily who’s more internet savvy. Lily gets them all. For this reason, there’s a strange unspoken respect between Lily and Adam.

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Chapter two is up! My sort of character study following Adam Groff through s2 is complete :) up next... a new chapter of dear whichever you are (I miss you i need you i love you) and then One Call on Sunday once I get back home!!!

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Emma Mackey

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and pop it and pop it not at me im faculty

fucking comedic genius

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Crying bc I realized that not only will we get Sex Education s3 but also another KICK ASS SOUNDTRACK!!!!! Fingers and toes crossed for some more Ezra Furman bops.....

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okay i know people don’t care but that bit in the s2 finale where ola calls adam her friend and he’s all “adam.exe has stopped responding” while the opening to Ezra Furman’s cover of I Can Change starts playing? fucking destroyed me

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Ruby talking about Otis.  Season 1 verses season 2.