gromsko-mowi

[gromsko-mowi]

Pierog.

🥟

how most of the recruits make me feel nowadays

[gromsko-mowi]

So basically… you’re just a dick. Good to have confirmation.

[gromsko-mowi]

I may be an obnoxious jerk but I’m not a shit. Truly apologies for that.

[gromsko-mowi]

Okay

Look @little-tiger-man your partner

[gromsko-mowi]

@little-tiger-man look your wife

[gromsko-mowi]

You

I'm bored, entertain me

Entertain you? I already showed up, what more do you want?

Boredom is the enemy. Lucky for you, I’m trained to eliminate threats. You’re welcome.

[gromsko-mowi]

*catches the keys with a grin*

That baby will be juussttt fine.

I have a dirtbike

Wanna try it out?

@private-boots

Do birds fly? Do Poles win? Hand me the keys.

[gromsko-mowi]

Polish driving is an artistic expression. Don’t worry.. car only flips if I want it to. Mostly.

*speeds out of the base parking lots, on the way to the vehicle testing grounds.*

*barges into your room without knocking. Grin on a face and hiding something behind the back.*

„Boots. Czy boisz się śmierci?” (You afraid of death?)

*welcomes himself in the room and sits on the edge of your table.*

*Was laying on bed being on phone but dropped it the moment you entered and sat up*

*slowly understands Polish words*

Uh.. I'm afraid to leave pointlessly, why?

*looks at your hands behind your back and mentally prepares to run*

[gromsko-mowi]

Oops.

I'm bored, entertain me

Entertain you? I already showed up, what more do you want?

Boredom is the enemy. Lucky for you, I’m trained to eliminate threats. You’re welcome.

[gromsko-mowi]

No no no, let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

I understand that you can’t resist this sexy and awesome face, but I have standards you know?

I'm bored, entertain me

Entertain you? I already showed up, what more do you want?

Boredom is the enemy. Lucky for you, I’m trained to eliminate threats. You’re welcome.

[gromsko-mowi]

I'm bored, entertain me

Entertain you? I already showed up, what more do you want?

Boredom is the enemy. Lucky for you, I’m trained to eliminate threats. You’re welcome.

[gromsko-mowi]

A little dance? You just want to steal my prideful amazing skills don’t you?

I'm bored, entertain me

Entertain you? I already showed up, what more do you want?

Boredom is the enemy. Lucky for you, I’m trained to eliminate threats. You’re welcome.

[gromsko-mowi]

Bork arf howf

Har har arf arf bark arf har har bark arf harf.

Silly/friendly

wel bark bark too ya two

[gromsko-mowi]

You should start expecting me everywhere. Makes life easier for you. Or more paranoid. But I prefer ‘fun’.

Gnarly

Evening Gromsko. didn't expect you to be on here

[gromsko-mowi]

I have a dirtbike

Wanna try it out?

@private-boots

Do birds fly? Do Poles win? Hand me the keys.

[gromsko-mowi]

Get ready. Unless you’re scared the fish will outsmart you.

Objectives: catch dinner, humiliate you with my bigger catch, and steal your fish relax.

Wanna go fishing.

Good weather t’go fishin’, why not?

[gromsko-mowi]

Polish engineering. Polish reflexes. Seatbelts are optional. For me, not for ye. Don’t grip the seat so hard. I know what I’m doing.

*barges into your room without knocking. Grin on a face and hiding something behind the back.*

„Boots. Czy boisz się śmierci?” (You afraid of death?)

*welcomes himself in the room and sits on the edge of your table.*

*Was laying on bed being on phone but dropped it the moment you entered and sat up*

*slowly understands Polish words*

Uh.. I'm afraid to leave pointlessly, why?

*looks at your hands behind your back and mentally prepares to run*