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I don’t know if the niche audience for fallout 4 companion content still exists but for no discernible reason I want to write about silly little guys in a silly little world right around now

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Now that I’m mutuals with a Star Wars blog I feel the need to renounce my previous Star Wars ranking post

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RIP Matthew Perry.

You will be missed. Thanks for all the laughs, good times, and platinum chips.

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might start a discourse blog

who knows

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hate the implication that mamma mia isn’t already gay

i watched bottoms this is like if mamma mia were actually gay. movie made for ME

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POV:

🤔

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you’re never gonna believe this but i remembered my tumble password

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shoutout to that security lady who thinks charles and oliver were giving away their bisexual daughter on her wedding day

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what are your thoughts on stab wounds?

sexual in any context

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i know i should be posting about fallout but i’ve been way to obsessed with the musical Chicago recently and this is decidedly not a Chicago blog

woops

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i imagine the kens sleep in a big pile like a bunch of ferrets. also allan is there

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Squeeeeeeeeeze!!! You've been given a hug! Send this to all the people who deserve a hug :) Now let the hugging begin! 💜

Alright, I will. Anyone still here despite my LOA, this one is for you. ❤️🫡

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Sun Tzu is so fucking funny to me because for his time he was legitimately a brilliant tactician but a bunch of his insight is shit like "if you think you might lose, avoid doing that", "being outnumbered is bad generally", and "consider lying."

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Not fallout but follow my friend!!! Look at this shit

I got bored in class and remembered I had colored pens in my bag so I decided to doodle a little

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A definitive ranking of the 15 songs from Schmigadoon!

because why not

not like i post here anymore anyway :(

also i don’t remember the song names oops

OK THE LIST

14. Cross that Bridge. It’s fine ig

13. Corn Puddin’. I didn’t love it :(. However, ME WANT CORN PUDDING.

13. Lover’s Spat. Domestic abuse is not ok guys

12. Suddenly I love you. Points deducted because Jaime Camil is distractingly hot

11. He’s a queer one (Florence in denial song). Those morherfucking sculptures my GOD

10. Somewhere love is waiting for you. Not as iconic but still

9. You can’t tame/oh wait you can. DANNY BAILEY TAKE ME ON A DATE RIGHT THIS INSTANT

8. Jane Krakowski’s song. Learn how to drive

7. Schmigadoon! (The first one). WHERE THE MEN ARE MEN AND THE COWS ARE COWS 💪💪💪💪

6. Tribulations. Glinda in her emo phase fr

5. Enjoy the Ride. TAKE ME ON TWO DATES DANNY

4. The Vagina Song. This song helped some of my cousins pass their sex ed tests

3. You make me want to sing/finale. It’s kinda all one song. It’s my list get off my case

2. IM A HOMOSEXUAL. Alan Cumming my icon. Iconic song. i’m a homosexual.

1. With all of your heart (the one in the school). uh it’s good. Teacher good. Kids funny. Keegan Michael Key good. Neat.

i’m gonna post something normal soon dw

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My favorite thing about the new Fallout 76 updates is that they inadvertently proved that the Enclave is not transphobic which like

…based?

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Fallout 4 VS Real life