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So like ... We're all suspicious of the super nice uncle too right?? I struggle to believe the teacher was the only one and I feel like there were signs but idk man
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Haymitch at the end of Sunrise on the Reaping:

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Everyone being like "you'll never see squirrels the same way again :(" ??? Are we talking about the same animal here?? [Grey] squirrels are dicks, always have been always will be?? This chapter did nothing but strengthen my belief that [grey] squirrels are the absolute worst
#sunrise on the reaping#this book is set in North america meaning they were 100% grey squirrels#aka absolute fucking dicks#red and brown squirrela? good. grey squirrels? bastards
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Aside from the obvious classit implications of tinned peaches being "artificial", peach melba is a 70s thing. Who the fuck was regularly using fresh peaches in Britain in the 70s??? It 100% used tinned???
I know Ireland in the 70s was arguably a decade behind most other countries. But the AG college by where my mother grew up would often grow "exotic" vegetables and then give them to my nana because no one else in the village knew what to do with them. What were these exotic veggies you may ask? Courgettes. In the 70s. Courgettes were considered exotic. And somehow Paul thinks peach melba would have always been made with fresh fruit?? Come off it
#gbbo#granted tinned peaches dont reeeaaaallly taste like peaches#dont get me wrong i love them#they have more of a mystery stone fruit flavor#but still!!!#i hate Paul Hollywood
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One of these days I will watch Song of the Sea without crying. Once again, today was not that day
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I will never forgive Jeff Goldblum. He is now on my grudge list. Dennis was my favourite and Jeff ruined everything.
#kaos#i thoroughly enjoyed this show and watched it with my parents#dad said as much as he enjoyed he probably wouldn't watch a second season.#i however would watch an entire season of Dionysus avenging Dennis and being a bi disaster
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✨look at all the amazing meals I can make out of store cupboard staples and frozen veggies ✨ aka I cannot touch the fridge, if I touch the fridge I will be contaminated and thus go to hell
#this all could have been avoided if i had taken out the one thing that had gone bad two weeks ago#but of course I couldn't touch the thing that had gone off#which led to me avoiding the fridge#causing a load of other veggies to go bad#making the fridge even scarier#tonight i finally bit the bullet and opened the fridge#it was not pretty#my partner was cleaned it#i am not sure if i can eat now#god i love OCD so much#its just so fun#actually ocd
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So I'm new to Bones but potentially controversial take, I liked the Gormagon twist. From what I understand there were writer strikes and they were planning on killing off Zach at the end of season three anyway (which I'm not happy about) which meant they didn't have time to flesh out that plot AND kill off Zach.
But I think the twist works because of the line at the beginning of season three "the army psychiatrist suggested I ask myself why the Jeffersonian is the only place I feel like I belong". Zach, to me, is very clearly autistic. He struggles to feel like he belongs anywhere but he craves it. When he came back from Iraq he was noticeably distant from the others. He was manipulated by someone who offered him the feeling of being part of something, being important. When I finished the episode I felt a heavy feeling of sadness knowing how desperate I've been in the past to feel like belonged somewhere and not understanding why I didn't or why I felt so out of place. Combined with black and white thinking (also a tism trait) sometimes I believe people to be good just because of initial kindness and thus wouldn't always pick up on manipulative behaviors. The Gormagon saw Zach as someone vulnerable and used it to his advantage.
Sure I would've preferred if Sweets was the Apprentice, in many ways it would have made more sense. But with time constraints I actually think they did a good job. And it felt a gut punch because while I would never go as far as murder to feel a sense of belonging I've definitely done things I regret
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The most inaccurate thing about Midnight Mass is when the congregation sings hymns together during the vigil/final scene, they are all singing in the same key
#midnight mass#the priest in my Nana's church used to always be AT LEAST five seconds behind the choir#the choir would slow down so he could catch up#and this man would slow down even more??#his decades of the rosary were the most painful ive ever had to sit through#(i am no longer Catholic and haven't attended a non funeral mass in at least eight years)
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In hindsight, I was definitely old enough to know better but man I just REALLY wanted a day off
#i often think about what would have happened if my conscience hadn't got to me#by the time i felt guilty the water in the bathroom was up to my ankles#and I did during after school activities so i might have taken people awhile to notice...#anyway i was unsuccessful but they did remove all of the plugs after that#catholic school#growing up catholic#catholic
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My endoscopy has officially been scheduled for next month and I've been told that I cannot, under any circumstances, swallow little plastic dinosaurs to surprise the doctor
#endoscopy#my mum humoured me and suggested which dinosaurs would be the worst to ... pass#but for the most part it's been firm nos all around#spoonie#gerd
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diversity win!!! the girls who hunted you down and ate you are lesbians!!
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I just read the word "malady" as "m'lady" and I am now ready to find the closet cliff
#this would make a great tweet#but i deleted that shit at the beginning of covid#so no one will see this and that is their loss#not mine i enjoy#screaming into the void
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what was i made for?
“ophelia” by john everett millais but it’s barbie and for the sake of this concept let’s pretend that there is in fact water in barbieland
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Do you guys ever think about dying? ✨
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