#bones show

[autisticbugboy]

[gothamslostboy]

What Are The Bones Characters Bad Habits?

Booth

Obviously the gambling, but he also almost forgets his tie at least 2 times a week

Brennen

Road rage like you wouldn’t believe omg it’s like she’s a completely different person

Zack

Can’t for the life of him remember to drink enough water

Sweets

Bites his nails until he’s bleeding

Angela

Stays up all night working on art projects and thinks caffeine will be enough to keep her going, but does this 2 days back to back

Jack

Cracks his knuckles 4 or more times a day

Fisher

Swears like a sailor

Saroyan

She chews on pens all the time

Aristoo

Overthinks anything related to work

Vincent

Listens to talk about whatever random fact he has that vaguely applies to what the other person just said

[balthazarslostlibrary]

getting depressed friends out of bed to do activities be like

[esther-likes-evermore]

This Bones promo is just unhinged on so many levels, so many questions...

Why are they gambling over a dead body?? Where is the bodies skull?!?? Why are there poker chips literally everywhere?!? Why are Brennan and Angela holding cards from different packs?? Why is cam smoking a cigar??? What's with the single box of take-out?? not to mention that Booth has a well known gambling addiction!?!

I also love that they were obviously definitely all in the same room when this photo was taken.

[elfswiftiestuff]

Lance Sweets Charles Boyle

🤝

Being the best captain of their ships before their ship even becomes canon

[henrywinterswhore]

kate bush might have literally saved a major character's life but placebo's 'running up that hill' honestly ATE when it delivered THE most intense and iconic scenes in the oc, bones, vampire diaries, htgawm and possibly every other 00's show ever??

[insidethejeffersonian]

no one:

absolutely no one:

Hodgins: gives birth to a botfly

[hxdgins]

Bones 9x01

[dinasaurconspiranoic]

Brennan and Booth post appreciation

[gothamslostboy]

Can i request bones characters and their pets headcannons?

OMG YES OF COURSE YOU CAN

Brennen

She’s against pets in general but if she had to pick one she’d choose a monkey

But after researching it and realizing she doesn’t have the adequate amount of time to care for one she lets booth get a dog

Has to be one that’s known for its intelligence tho

Booth

A dog man through and through

Specifically a high energy breed he can take for runs

Also likes to play fetch with it

Teaches it tricks

Constantly gets lectures from Brennen every time he says they have the smartest dog

Wants to let it lay in the bed but Brennen says no

He sneaks the dog up after she goes to sleep sometimes

Wendell

I bet you’re thinking dog huh?

Yeah you’re right

He has a American pitbull terrier he adores

Buys her sweaters for the winter

Takes her out to those dog friendly restaurants to play with Booth’s dog while they hang out

Cam

Cat lady 100%

Either a Siamese or a hairless cat

Spoils it with toys and treats, but makes sure it stays at a healthy weight

When no one is around she speaks to it in a baby voice

Arastoo

A cat he found at his local shelter

He doesn’t know what kind of cat it is

Has to take allergy pills because he developed an allergy after he already was attached

Sweets

A hermit crab he keeps in his office

Gets an artist friend to paint new shells based on sci fi movies he likes

Before he picked a name he was calling it buddy, which just kinda stuck

Angela

Likes many animals, but not keeping them

Only got one after Michael-Vincent kept begging

Ended up getting a hedge hog

It curls up in her lap while she paints or draws

Hodgins

Has the hedgehog with Angela obviously

He lets sit on his shoulder when relaxing

Built it a fucking MASSIVE enclosure in their house

This lil thing has so much to play with it’s insane

After a year or two of owning the hedgehog, he convinces Angela to get a tortoise

Who he also spoils

Zack

He bought a beta fish one day bc he thought a pet would make him less lonely but he was scared of all the other species at the pet store

He named it Archimedes

Originally just had it in a glass bowl

Bought it a proper tank after Hodgins explained how bad that is

Hodgins also went with him to pick out things it could hide in

Daisy

Honestly I’m not really sure

Maybe a hamster when she was young

But never got another pet after it died bc she was so sad

Loves Lance’s little hermit crab though

Says hi to it every time she stops by his office

Fisher

An iguana

He brought him into work once and cam made him put it in Hodgins’ bug room

Takes it for walks

It wears a black spiked collar with its leash

Vincent

He has two ferrets and and a set of Guinea pigs

Talks to them for hours telling them all the facts that pop into his head

Carries the ferrets around his body (neck, shoulders, arms, etc)

Talks about them like they are his human children

[gobin-king]

I've been rewatching Bones by putting it on in the background while I'm drawing and I just forgot how wild this show is?

Like characters have zero filters for work and have no life outside of their work. They're trying to find who murdered this random guy who was found in a sock drawer or something and they just talk about their sex lives? Like all the time?

Also the amount of times where Booth just acts like the lab crew are a different species of human is astonishing. If there was a drinking game for every time someone said something scientific and Booth said something along the lines of "Um, in english please? 🙄" I don't know if I'd die from the alcohol but I'd definitely get sick.

Also² I lose my mind everytime Brennen brings up alpha male psuedo-science likeit's real. I feel like I'm going crazy.

(None of these are complaints btw, the show is fun to watch because of some of these reasons, it's just funny to see how this show has aged.)

[balthazarslostlibrary]

Temperance Brennan is a 9th house necromancer

[autisticbugboy]

did booth have to call gordon-gordon after sweets died? did it take a couple days, after everything settled, to remember? did he go to his restaurant and tell him? did they sit together over a meal and reminisce? did they help each other grieve? was it mutual? or did booth call gordon-gordon because he had no one else to turn to? was he just desperate for someone who understood him, who knew how he grieved, how he worked, how to stop him from spiralling? how to explain his own emotions to him? did they cry together?

[elfswiftiestuff]

rewatching bones and I'm on Sweets' first episode and he's so adorableeee such a baby

[genderdoe-sly]

men dr.s wowzers

[Image id: a chart with four boxes. the x-axis is 'Let's be friends!' on the left and 'Knees them in the gut' on the right. the y-axis is 'evil' on the top and 'good' on the bottom.

Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz is 'evil' and 'let's be friends!'.

Dr Lance Sweets is 'good' and 'let's be friends!'.

Dr. Milton Brandt is 'evil' and 'knees them in the gut'

Dr. Gregory House is 'good' and 'knees them in the gut' end image id]