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Hetbait kind of goes harder than queerbait sometimes. Queerbait you understand that the creators very rarely could do it even if they wanted to so implication and suggestion was better and safer than being explicit. Hetbait though there's no such justifiable reason they just want to fuck with you.

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I just had a conversation with my friend about this after I called them my "whips" and she was very confused !! and then she realized she straight up calls them her "V-I-Ps" and idk I think that is far more confusing,,,,that is a different acronym altogether,,,,

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nico “you can’t abandon me if i run away first” di angelo and percy “i would go to the ends of the earth for the people i love” jackson ougHhhh the fanfics write THEMSELVES

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Of course the palest motherfucker you’ve ever seen who looks like he’s never once stepped outside is dating the sun

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Tell me this boy didn't just jump in a closet to transform, and then come BURSTING out of said closet while saying "I'm done hiding." (Don't get on my case about it being a wardrobe, not a closet. It's close enough! The symbolism is THERE!)

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I now understand that the reason they aired these two episodes Like That is because they wanted the gays to have two big wins in a row

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i love my friends dearly i’m so glad we’re friends please never ever leave me

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lowkey i’m not big on alternate universe fics in general but there’s something about streamer/youtuber aus that hit different

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googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

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nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au

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motherfuckers will be like "i don't even like tea" have you fucking tried keats and co?

because what you MEAN is that you don't like fucking celestial seasonings or tazo like no shit you don't THEY SUCK.

Call me when you've drunk some real tea.

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it is so jarring and weird when a fantasy book is like “ok let’s go around the circle and have each character talk about which lgbt umbrella category they identify with” like ok your fantasy world doesn’t have to be feudal europe but can it not be 2023 twitter please

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one week knowing the character VS 7 months being possessed by The Character thoughts (# 1 character fan)