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i just logged in bc i figured my ex would purposefully try to trigger me and i was right. ive never hated someone more in my fucking life, ive never been abused worse than i have by him. the worst part is if he needed me, id still help him.

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when u finaly get ur friend into something ur rly into

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can’t wait to get fucking smashed while hot potato plays in the background 

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Write something positive about the person you reblogged this from in the tags

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creepypasta

mario jumped outta my game and killed my mother and parents

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Words to keep inside your pocket:

Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul.

Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful. 

Susurrus - a whispering or rustling sound. 

Raconteur - one who excels in story-telling. 

Clinquant - glittering; tinsel-like. 

Aubade - a song greeting the dawn. 

Ephemeral - lasting a very short time. 

Sempiternal - everlasting; eternal. 

Euphonious - pleasing; sweet in sound. 

Billet-doux - a love letter. 

Redamancy - act of loving in return.

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courtroom

judge: does the defendant have any special requests me: Death penalty judge: youre only charged with shoplifting,you only have to do a bit of community service me *leaning forward so my lips touch the mic*: Please murder me

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BITCH IM SAD BUT ITS STILL FUCKIN LIT LMAO

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ITS SO!!! LOUD!!!!!!!

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Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

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My mom wants me to start drama

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John Lennon would get his ass kicked by a Bionicle

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reminder that the r slur is no longer an appropriate diagnosis and is only a slur