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Listening to a new fiction podcast and bein like waitwaitwait I recognise that tone of dread/ despair in that voice, I recognise that whimpering *cough Harlan cough* I RECOGNISE MY WIFE CARPENTER, ARTHUR? ARTHUR. OMG WTF ITS THE DEAD MAGNUS ARCHIVE BISHES. DAVID...MAKES SENSE THAT YOU'RE HERE TBH. But like actually...all these bitches will right up fit in the fucked up Fort.

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Hm. The last episode of The Town Whispers got me dumbfounded. That's not the last episode? That is not...

UM PAUL?

MY FAVOURITE OLD LADY RUTH?

GARRETT? FUCKIN GARRETT?

HI HELLO WTF MY HEART

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Love redacted gang group hangouts. Wish having a diverse friend group was a real thing.

Sigh.

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Hello from the Hallowoods is just the baddest oddest bitch around every corner and I love it so much.

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I feel like y'all went into 2025 without me.

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Ah, David. I'm coming to your house and stealing you. Latest video had me going aww out loud for a grown ass man.

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Not gonna start season 2 of the mag protocol because I'm still damaged from season 1 GOODBYE LET MY BREATHE

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I love you Count, my pathetic mewmew.

I love you MOTH MY BADASS FUCKIN COOLEST BITCH IN THE GAME

I LOVE YOU RAY PLS DON'T DIE BELOVED TALKING CAR OMG

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Mr Lukas my grandfather, he just don't know it yet cause if he knew, he would disappear my ass but jokes on him cause I would like that, and that would annoy him further.

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Got redacted YouTube notification titled "something's wrong", shook my head and sighed. Not today, Mr Erik pls.

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him when anything

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Media so good, they (the forces of evil) are hiding the fanbase from you. Media so good, you thought you dreamed that shit up and it don't really exist. I'M KNOCKING ON THE DOOR (CLICKING THE TAGS) FOR FAN CONTENT AND THERE'S NADA. Come outside y'all, I wanna talk like a normal person. (I'm going to rock back and forth frantically to convey my feelings about these podcasts)

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I LOVE YOU LESBIAN WLW SAPPHIC AROMANTIC CARPENTER I LOVE YOU GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL AROMANTIC ARTHUR LESTER

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Everytime that criminal dude from the derelict pod says "angel" I fall to the ground like the homosexual that I am.

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The potential boyfriend spectrum is like Gavin, Vega, Milo and David.

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Hm. Do you think if I appear to Erik in a vision, he'll make a Gavin X Damien audio? Asking for a friend.

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Love when I meet some neat complex slightly immoral bitches in spaces who form bonds with their team (sometimes) and then they start dying one by one instantly.