gustygalaxy

[gustygalaxy]

hoffman's car

[gustygalaxy]

if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

[gustygalaxy]

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

[gustygalaxy]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[gustygalaxy]

oh wow i totally agree. i can already imagine it and it looks badass in a very understated way. amazing

if we ever get some sort of visual adaptation of epic (like an animated show or a stage play or whatever) we absolutely need to see odysseys in the background of hold them down just quietly stringing the bow while all the suitors are distracted

AND also i feel like the shot that kills antinous should be taken through the twelve axes. just saying

[gustygalaxy]

sometimes people writing about fantasy gay sex are right, actually. just found out that sword oil CAN be used as lube. listening and learning.

[gustygalaxy]

[gustygalaxy]

Healthcare issues reflected in yaoi ✊😔

[gustygalaxy]

“w-well obviously there’s a trick to it! yeah, yeah! some secret way to bend the wood to get the string on!”

meanwhile penelope is standing there with these massive biceps that her husband drools over

I bet it was originally her bow or something and odysseus decided to get strong enough to use it to impress her

I like to imagine that Penelope can string Odysseus’ bow and did like a demonstration for the suitors of it. It just makes me happy.

[gustygalaxy]

For the love of god stop

[gustygalaxy]

on their clit like morse code

[gustygalaxy]

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

[gustygalaxy]

Well those are allllmost done

[gustygalaxy]

Ah error 503 my beloathed

[gustygalaxy]

Gandalf: Would you like to join on this quest?

Bilbo: Uh, fuck you.

Gandalf: Do you mean that you would like to have sex with me? Or that I should have sex with myself? Or that anyone should be invited to have sex with me? Or that you will join the quest if I - 

Bilbo: Seriously fuck off.