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I love kids they’re all like.. “when i grow up i’m gonna be an astronaut and a chef and a doctor and an olympic swimmer” like that self confidence! That drive! That optimism! Where does it go

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srsly, why are we all like drug addicts when it comes to star wars “ohhh, I’m gonna quit”

NO, YOU WON’T, YOU LIAR

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OH YES, THEY KNOW I’M A SUCKER FOR EDGY GUYS/GIRLS AND THEIR CUTE KIND KID

(x)

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TURNING RED + MOMMY ISSUES

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IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUN READ, C’OMMON GUYS

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Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan & Daniel Scheinert 

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I SWEAR THE PANDEMIC F*CK UP THE TIMELINE

"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

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no but like literally THIS

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

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THEY HAD NO RIGHT WHATSOEVER TO WRITE THIS SONG

oh, it hurts to hope???

yes, it does, my friend, oh my god it it hurts

but isn’t much sadder not to hope?

not to live hopping for the best?

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"IT'S NOW MY TIME TO STAND AT THE EDGE OF THE CLIFF!"

- Zelda probably

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it's kinda cool just allowing yourself to be bad at something and have fun

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you can just not live in capitalism

SOLD

Ngl joining the jedi order sounds like the ideal life to me because just imagine:

1. People regulate thier emotion and communicate to you logically. No need to understand social cues when you're an empath.

2. No pressure to marry, be in a romantic relationship and live in a nuclear household my entire life.

3. I can just?????? Help people?????? Without the extra cost of a system working me to the ground to achieve certain things????

4. No strings attached companionship and friendships? Amazing.

5. A caring and respectful community who council each other and accepts who I am as a person? Count me in.

6. Lightsaber go brrrrrrrrrr

7. Being able to do what I want career wise (Gardening, art, politics, piloting, exploring, childreering, medicine, teaching, etc.) without having to worry about money.

8. Tax fraud

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As a bi girl, I...I agree sir

I love that when the Doctor falls for women, they're the coolest most badass people (think of River, Rose, Yaz, Romana, etc.), but when they fall for men they're always loser nerds (Fitz, Rogue, Koschei). they've got the best taste in women and the worse in men. that's real bi/pan representation there.

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AAAA YASSS

NEW ZELDA GAME THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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SERIOUSLY, THE'RE SO BAD THAT SLUGS ARE EATING THEM WTF

I personally don’t understand how people are getting “phone bad” from the new Doctor Who episode when privileged socialites created a colony to preserve their status and race, and technology to keep them constantly connected to each other and separated from anything else outside of them just so they can preserve prejudiced values…

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#the ongoing saga