i don’t go to the gym for my health. i go to the gym because i want big tits, a fat ass, and a slutty waist
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Remember when you had energy to do things? Those were some wild times
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i look pretty good for a dead bitch
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It doesn't matter! (it actually matters a lot and I'm about to rip all my hair out because of it)
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joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?
giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord
joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat
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tbh i haven't given up on indirectly yet. i will likely be annoying support until i at least get an answer
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Did you create a new page?
i fear they murdered indirectly 🙃
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i can be trusted around sweaty muscular men in the gym sauna 🙂
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