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those ads for ai integration on phones are so funny bc it seems like they cant. come up with that many use cases that arent already on a phone? "ask gemini to give you recipes when youre cooking!" "use our AI assistant to find the perfect gift for your girlfriend" yeah or i could just like. google it. you've spent millions on a slightly fancier version of an alexa. good job man.

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Step 1: gradually expose them to the funniest of tumblr humor (screenshots or verbally, dealer's choice). I recommend looking through accounts/tags like hellsite-hall-of-fame and heritage-posts.

Step 2: get them really hooked on a fandom.

Step 3: mention that tumblr has a discourse community for that fandom.

Step 4: Profit.

google search: how to convince someone to join tumblr

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(hears a song lyric) this would make a great all-lower case fanfiction title

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Hey imagine having a garden separated from the street by a high wall, and then building a ramp to your garden with a cat door at human head level, both at just the right height so your dog can peer outside without bothering anyone.

This way, the dog can safely observe the world outside and judge everyone without any risk of someone getting out or in. And why would you want the cat flap on human head level? Simple. Anubis mural.

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Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."

[haley-harrison]

YES

I’m really sad Sam never got his own cunty jewelry and accessories compared to Dean and to rectify this I think he should have had a blood vial necklace in s4

[haley-harrison]

dunno how to make animations but i did it anyway

[haley-harrison]

A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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“is this character good or bad” “is this ship unproblematic or not” “is this arc deserving of redemption or not” girl…

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scared to ask the librarian about this poster...

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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literally so annoying to be going Through It in a deeply unserious way where like no one needs to be worried about me i’m gonna survive and things are gonna get better like they always do but right now at this very moment it feels like my soul has unmoored and started dissolving in my stomach and its killing me slowly and painfully but also i’m Fine

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normal brother reaction.