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wow yall female presenting nipples… this bitch site i cannot

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it’s just one of those croissant days

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this photo, it’s very 😙👌

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tag urself: fibre crafts edition

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yall ever heard about ao3s next of kin policy

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You know what fantasy writing needs? Working class wizards.

A crew of enchanters maintaining the perpetual flames that run the turbines that generate electricity, covered in ash and grime and stinking of hot chilies and rare mushrooms used for the enchantments

A wizard specializing in construction, casting feather fall on every worker, and enchanting every hammer to drive nails in straight, animating the living clay that makes up the core of the crane

An elderly wizard and her apprentice who transmute fragile broken objects. From furniture, to rotten wood beams, to delicate jewelry

A battle magician, trained with only a few rudimentary spells to solve a shortage of trained wizards on the front who uses his healing spells to help folks around town

Wizarding shops where cheery little mages enchant wooden blocks to be hammered into the sides of homes. Hammer this into the attic and it will scare off termites, toss this in the fire and clean your chimney, throw this in the air and all dust in the room gets sucked up

Wizard loggers who transmute cut trees into solid, square beams, reducing waste, and casting spells to speed up regrowth. The forest, they know, will not be too harsh on them if the lost tree’s children may grow in its place

Wizard farmers who grow their crops in arcane sigils to increase yield, or produce healthier fruit

Factory wizards who control a dozen little constructs that keep machines cleaned and operational, who cast armor to protect the hands of workers, and who, when the factory strikes for better wages, freeze the machines in place to ensure their bosses can’t bring anyone new in.

Anyway, think about it.

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if you have hearing loss & ask me to repeat something & I say ‘nevermind’ I promise it’s not cause I’m a jerk treating you like an inconvenience, it’s cause I realized what i said was fucking stupid

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Big mushrooms (as many as you like)

Chop off the stalks and put some butter inside and roast them upsidedown for like 10 mins til they’re soft

chop up the stalks and an onion and a couple of cloves of garlic and some thyme and fry it all w salt n pepper til its soft n brown

stuff that shit in the mushrooms. coat it in blue cheese (or other cheese I GUESS) and cover in breadcrumbs

roast it for like 5-10 mins til its all melty and brown

(a lot of people seem to add bacon to this kind of thing but that sounds like a way of making men eat a vegetable once in their lives and its good without)

serves: one if you believe in yourself

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Anyone else only in their 20s but feel like they are running out of time to get their life together??

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Me*recognizes that Jennifer Hale is an accomplished voice actress with a bunch of roles before and after mass effect that are also unique and memorable characters*

Me everytime i hear Jennifer Hale’s voice*with tears in my eyes* hnnnng yessir commander shepard sir!!!

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the only beings on earth im interested in appeasing are cats, i’ll fucking humiliate myself to the utmost degree so that a cat will like me,  i will be the biggest clown around just to get a cat’s attention. i refuse to give this preferential treatment to any other lifeforms.

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as requested, some neat things from dao’s party banter:

zevran has tattoos all over his body and offers to give alistair a tattoo when he asks about them

it’s insinuated that zevran can be taken on as king alistair’s personal assassin

alistair has “brotherly concern” for a warden romancing zevran

alistair is jealous of a romanced morrigan. she says it’s because she took his “favorite grey warden” away from him

according to wynne, marriage between circle mages “isn’t encouraged” and any child born to a circle mage is given to the chantry

alistair has his name stitched into his socks and says it was “part of templar training”

shale seems to be jealous of alistair when he’s romancing the warden

leliana implies that she sometimes seduces her targets to kill them

shale really hates birds and finds the thought of eating one sickening

zevran spends a lot of time on his hair

there’s a lot of (gross) dialogue between leliana and morrigan when both are being romanced by a male warden

leliana catches sten playing with a kitten and/or picking flowers and pokes fun at him by calling him a softie

sten calls shale “kadan”

alistair is a full-body blusher

morrigan flirts with sten quite a bit

and some bonus stuff from daa:

anders baby talks ser pounce

sigrun once had a pet nug, but her uncle ate it

velanna is very self-conscious about her ears

nathaniel respects velanna (and thinks she’s pretty)

velanna’s sister seranni pushed her into an icy river twice and liked to put sap in her hair

nathaniel also has respect for sigrun and thinks she’s “remarkably perky”

anders is claustrophobic, or at least just hates being underground

sigrun steals and returns justice’s dagger and ring, just to prove she can

anders hates grand enchanter irving

nathaniel is an idle hummer

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I spent 3 hours on this

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I always see the dog choking info on here, so here’s what to do if a kitty is choking

Save your kitties, we all know they eat everything anyway. 

http://www.wikihow.com/Save-a-Choking-Cat

http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-CPR-on-a-Cat

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Can your character break an egg using only one hand?