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Have officially become a casualty to the heat

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I soooooo enjoy living on the surface of the sun 😁 it’s soooooooo nice when my skin feels like it’s melting

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starting a collection

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Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table

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work should be illegal and everyone should be drunk at the park

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Being pissed abt a nonissue is so fun.... #myhill

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i don’t care that your athlete is doing well it should’ve happened to my athlete instead

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Not sure what brain chemical altering event led to one of my new favorite activities being smoking a joint and watching downton abbey but….here we are

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SHES FREEEEEEEEEEE

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Oh god what did he say…

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I will say that out of all the sports fandoms I’ve been in f1 fans are by far the funniest