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Kaminaga: This joker game round sucks, guys.

Hatano: Maybe it wouldn’t if Fukumoto stopped playing charades in the back of the room.

Fukumoto: I was sending you a signal.

Hatano: So am I.

Amari: Hatano, your middle finger doesn’t count.

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Kaminaga: I guess we're oil and water.

Hatano: I'd say we're more like gasoline and a blowtorch.

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summary of the first two episodes of joker game. quoted from @incorrectjokergame.

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Kaminaga: Am I ugly?

Hatano: God made no one ugly

Kaminaga: Aww thanks!

Hatano: Who the hell made you?

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D-Agency: Halloween is so stupid, dressing up and pretending to be someone you're not.

Sakuma: ...You're spies.

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Kaminaga: Just so you know, and I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you.

Kaminaga: Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular rasperry ones.

Tazaki: ...

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Hatano: I will not hesitate to strangle you.

Kaminaga: Can you even reach my neck?

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Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse.

Miyoshi (via incorrectjokergame)

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*Tazaki loses Kaminaga after he speaks to a group of ladies*

Tazaki: Excuse me, I lost my colleague, Kaminaga. Can I make an announcement?

Person at the counter: Yeah sure.

Tazaki: *leans into mic* Goodbye you piece of shit.

Kaminaga: WHAT?!

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Miyoshi: We’re all going out to town, would you like to join us?

Sakuma: ✓ read 8:54 pm

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Hatano: I hate you with every inch of my being.

Kaminaga: That's not a lot of inches.

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Joker Game MBTI

A few days ago I got this ask, and a lovely user (who asked to be anonymous) submitted their thoughts. I found myself agreeing to most of these and provided some additional information for those who might not be familiar with these types.

Miyoshi: INTJ  (Introversion - Intuition - Thinking - Judgement)

Some characteristics of this type: Intellectual, innovative, independent, insightful, strategic, problem-solver. Read more about this type.

Hatano: ESTP (Extraversion - Sensing - Thinking - Perception)

Some characteristics of this type: Outgoing, energetic, curious, realistic, action-oriented, spontaneous, problem solvers. Read more about this type.

Fukumoto: INTP (Introversion - Intuition - Thinking - Perception)

Some characteristics of this type: Logical, intellectual, original thinkers, precise. Read more about this type.

Kaminaga: ESFP (Extraversion - Sensing - Feeling - Perception)

Some characteristics of this type: Spontaneous, energetic, fun-loving, friendly, playful, tactful. Read more about this type.

Tazaki: INFJ (Introversion - Intuition - Feeling - Judgement)  

Some characteristics of this type: Creative, dedicated, idealistic, insightful, gentle, compassionate, dependable. Read more about this type.

Amari: ENFJ (Extraversion - Intuition - Feeling - Judgement)

Some characteristics of this type: Idealist organisers, caring, organised, skilled communicators, enthusiastic, responsible. Read more about this type.

Jitsui: ISTJ (Introversion - Sensing - Thinking - Judgement)

Some characteristics of this type: Steady, productive contributors, analytical, realistic, systematic. Read more about this type.

Odagiri: ISFJ (Introversion - Sensing - Feeling - Judgement)

Some characteristics of this type: Practical, compassionate, caring,  conventional, grounded, steady committed workers, warm, responsible, thorough. Read more about this type.

Yuuki: ENTJ (Extraversion - Intuition - Thinking - Judgement)

Some characteristics of this type: Strategic leaders, analytical, objective, bring order to the world around them, logical, independent. Read more about this type.

Sakuma:  ESFJ (Extraversion - Sensing - Feeling - Judgement)

Some characteristics of this type: Friendly, outgoing, reliable, seek to be helpful, value loyalty and tradition, make their family and friends their top priority. Read more about this type.

Gamou Jirou:  ESTJ (Extraversion - Sensing - Thinking - Judgement)

Some characteristics of this type: Efficient, outgoing, systematic, realistic, dependable. Read more about this type.

These were guessed based on their characters in the anime and their official descriptions. These are just possibilities and arguments are welcome.

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Sakuma: Tazaki, you sure is good with kids. Quite astounding, like you've had learned the experience yourself.

Tazaki: Thank you, Sakuma-san. I do have one kid to take care of.

Sakuma: You mean Emma?

Tazaki: The other one.

Sakuma: Who?

Kaminaga: Hey, Tazaki! I got a bunch of cakes from the girls again. Bet you still haven't got one of your own, hahaha~~~

Tazaki: ...

Kaminaga: Tazaki, I am your senpai by a few years. At least show some respect and face me. *pouts*

Tazaki: *rubs Kaminaga's hair* Sorry. How about I buy you an ice cream?

Kaminaga: H-Hey! Stop treating me like a kid! ...But that sounds good, though. Buy me two?

Sakuma: ...

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Sakuma: All of you used to be children once, huh.

Hatano: *fake gasp* So you're saying all adults used to be children?!

Kaminaga: I don't know what would we do without you, Sakuma-san!!

Miyoshi: Sakuma-san, thank you for this amazing insight because without you we would have never known that all adults used to be children and that we all grow up.

Yuuki: Clearly you three need some growing up to do.

Hatano, Kaminaga, & Miyoshi: ...

Sakuma: First time I've seen them speechless.

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Kaminaga: And that’s the last of the Wind Agency scum…

Hatano: We just need to stay here and— !!! 

*beep beep* Jitsui: *drives off*

Kaminaga & Hatano: Oi! Wait up!

Yuuki: Jitsui…

Jitsui: Yes, sir?

Yuuki: *smirks* Speed up.

Kaminaga: *blinded by smoke and trips over*

Hatano: *jumps over Kaminaga* Get a hold of yourself old man…

Kaminaga: *grabs Hatano’s leg* You little shit.. who’s the old man now!

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Yuuki: Are there any questions?

Hatano: Yes! Why is Kaminaga an idiot?

Kaminaga: Why is Hatano so short?

Hatano: Is Kaminaga asking for his death?

Kaminaga: Why is Hatano ELEVEN centimetres shorter than me?

Hatano: Okay, that's it. You're dead!

Yuuki: ...Can we have one meeting that doesn't end like this?