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moodboard-things i made on Pinterest

Paulkins

Grace (Jekyll and Hyde ass)

WTNV! Which reminds me i need to go do that

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starkid hyperfixation is rough bc i forget about other music, so when my mom asks if i want to play my music in the car, i have to improvise bc “my music” could be anything from a song about three trolls feeling hot in their skin suits, to a nerd getting murdered by his dead bully. could even be quirrell and voldemort from harry potter singing about dancing with each other. i have to lock in

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hheghehehehghee

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oh you hate musicals? oh so youre allergic to all fun and whimsy then? youre against all joy and giddiness brought in front of you huh? you just hate any and all happiness and silly times dont you?

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they want uppies 🙌

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I HATE ANIMATINGGGGGG

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I like to think that there’s at least one timeline out there where Ruth introduces Grace to fan-fiction and Grace then gets really into writing Bible fanfiction

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I love how all the Spankoffski men are different breeds of loser boyfailure

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i love them your honour.

joey, lauren and jon combo >>>>>

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Ruth doodles i love her

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These two make me feel unwell and I just need to let the world know

(more doodles under cut teehee)

I’m so normal about tgwdlm and paulkins hahaha

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richie has definitely threatened to spay ruth whenever she was getting on his last nerve btw

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"Ted was talking about Charlotte during his monologue!"

"No, he was talking about Pete!"

Have you considered both. Have you considered he was talking about both of them. Have you considered that he was already spiraling over the fact that one of the two people he truly loved was lying dead in front of him and then smacked in the face with the realization that the other person was probably dead too. Have you considered that.

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Paul really is Pokey’s favorite little guy

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okay but if you were a sniggle which lord would you wanna work for? not necessarily your favorite but who would you be a lil minion for? and being a lil human prophet or whatever is a different story we can get to that later

personally nibbly seems like the most agreeable right? just get him his food when he wants it. maybe that’s a hc talking but the others just seem worse. lesser of five evils

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My desire to see the foster girls happy + my soul-deep need to put paul matthews in situations have collided in a cataclysmic and frankly irreversible way and i've decided i'm going to make it everyone's problem. what you're telling me this man doesn't deserve a "world's okayest dad" mug ???

i've fine-tuned the lore to this incredibly silly au yapping abound under the cut

the gist is pam is both lex and han's mom but only paul is hannah's father. it was a one night stand which didn't go well (that's the last time paul ever gives in to ted's goading to "loosen up" and "do something crazy"). paul eventually takes lex in and adopts her because of the few times he's seen the way pam treat her + he wants the sisters to be able to grow up together. Normal Man went from a recent college graduate in a brand new job with no immediate plan or intention to have kids to a seasoned father of two in the span of like a year. idk but if u ask ME this is the universe's way of saying paul matthews was meant to be a girldad he's just unlocking his full potential